Author Topic: Hyperguy.net Banners (Read 176942 times)

Hyperguy · « **on:** August 04, 2005, 04:40:35 pm »

By now you may have seen some of the random banners on the main site. I'm extending an open invitation to anyone who'd like to create a banner to go ahead and post it here.

If you'd like to create one for the site so that all who visit will be able to admire your work and send you chocolates and make love to your hard drive please follow the following guidelines:

Banner guidelines
-Dimensions for banners are 624 x 114. That's 624 width and 114 height.
-Banners must be less than 50KB in file size.
-Banners must say "Hyperguy.net" on them somewhere.
-GIF, JPG, and PNG formats are accepted. Sorry, no SWFs, TIFFs or BMPs.

Current banner count: 32!

Here are some of the party crashing banners we've got on there right now:

*Submitted by Roommate.

*Sooo cool!

*Based on a true story.

I'm going to reserve the right to not except crappy banners, and by crappy I mean ones that look like Photoshop puked on them.

What makes a good banner?
Clean image quality, humor, whimsicalness, these are all great qualities for a Hyperguy.net banner to have. Of course, there's never a right way to do things that works for everybody, so just throw some things together and use the method that works best for you when putting one together.

Why should I make Hyperguy.net banners?
Creating Hyperguy.net banners will add a full inch to your penis size if you're a man and increase your bust a full cup size if you're a woman. Plus, they're fun to make and are good for laughs or prematurely killing/revitalizing a joke.

How do I submit them?
Upload them to some hosting somewhere and post them in this thread so that Hyperguy(That's me) may download them and add them to the site. After your banner's been added I'll post here announcing that your banners been added and may even drop some gold coins(Don't read too much into that last part).

Snorlax.RAYZR · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2005, 05:49:45 pm »

Le sex! I'm gonna be making some tonight!

HURRAY FOR RAIKA!!!

JG · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2005, 06:18:20 pm »

"Mercedes.net" and "Should have pressed rape button" are the best of that lot. Have to know where they came from though to understand the humor in them though (especially the rape button one)

Wtf? No loves for the old banner!?

ROMate · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2005, 10:26:31 pm »

Maybe we'll re-make it in the new dimensions. Anyhow, I'ma make a new one in just a bit.

JG · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2005, 05:51:19 pm »

Ok, I knew I blew the 50kB limit five times over, but this just had to be done.

ROMate · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2005, 03:46:09 pm »

Out of the sort-of-requestin my latest fighting thread comes the Burijetto Banner!

Hyperguy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:27:48 pm »

Quote from: JG00

Wtf? No loves for the old banner!?

Wow, I haven't used that banner in a really long time. I think an update is in order.

In the hentai game Tokimeki Check In!, there's a chance to rape Ayumi the Inn's maid in every story arc:

"Don't rape the maid!" has become a slogan for the game as a result. =D
Funny though, it also sounds like the name of a boardgame.

Quote from: JG00

Ok, I knew I blew the 50kB limit five times over, but this just had to be done.

I like it. I just wish I could use it on the main page. It'd take too long to download. Imma take it home with me and see how far I can optimize it. =D

Quote from: HGsIndestruc.Roommate

Out of the sort-of-requestin my latest fighting thread comes the Burijetto Banner!

Cool. Added.

I also added three other banners today:

*This should really say Viper F40 site, but works just as well.

*unf!*

*Press release to escape.

ROMate · « **Reply #7 on:** August 09, 2005, 12:12:32 am »

PICE! LOKE! Like

they are. I'd nearly forgotten those old jokes. Jebus, you're making me wanna make more banners, and I'm fresh out of materials.

BryceDraven · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:07:39 pm »

Where is all the small button banners? x_X I guess, I will have to make one... lol

Hyperguy · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2005, 06:25:41 pm »

Small button banners? Like the kind you put in sigs or on the side of webpages?

Because we'll eventually have a time when bandwidth will be a nonissue, here's a banner I made to remember those goofy 15GB a month bandwidth limit times:

http://hyperguy.net/images/banners/top_banners/bandwidth_limit_exceeded.png

Hyperguy.net Banners

ROMate · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2005, 06:51:53 pm »

I approve.

Hyperguy · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2005, 03:54:38 pm »

Here's my latest:

This brings the banner count to 21. =D

Cole Tyger · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2005, 05:02:22 pm »

"press rape button"

is that going to be our un-official slogan around here now?

or can we do better?

Hyperguy · « **Reply #13 on:** September 06, 2005, 12:00:50 pm »

Depends on whether it catches on or not.

ROMate · « **Reply #14 on:** September 06, 2005, 12:42:36 pm »

I've been thinking lately of doing a banner for every character like I did for Potemkin. Help, I'm becoming obsessed!

Hyperguy · « **Reply #15 on:** September 06, 2005, 12:47:25 pm »

Quote from: HGsIndestruc.Roommate

Help, I'm becoming posessed!

Sorry, I only know how to exorcise clam spirits.

And I have STDs on my eyes. %_%

ROMate · « **Reply #16 on:** September 06, 2005, 12:49:56 pm »

Quote from: Hyperguy

Quote from: HGsIndestruc.Roommate
Help, I'm becoming posessed!

Sorry, I only know how to exorcise clam spirits.

And I have STDs on my eyes. %_%

Oh well. What's your favorite move as Johnny?

Hyperguy · « **Reply #17 on:** September 06, 2005, 01:17:56 pm »

I have too many to count.

His dashing forward kick has always been my bread and butter weapon, whereas I get excited everytime I manage to finish off a combo with an ensenga. Then again, nothing compares to comboing into his overdrive. "Sore wa, ore no ga da!" It blows away all of his other moves out of the water.

ROMate · « **Reply #18 on:** September 06, 2005, 01:47:31 pm »

Quote from: Hyperguy

I have too many to count.

His dashing forward kick has always been my bread and butter weapon, whereas I get excited everytime I manage to finish off a combo with an ensenga. Then again, nothing compares to comboing into his overdrive. "Sore wa, ore no ga da!" It blows away all of his other moves out of the water.

Okay. Name a short combo into the overdrive and I'll make a Johnny banner.

Hyperguy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:29:46 pm »

Kewl.

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Author Topic: Hyperguy.net Banners (Read 176942 times)