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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: JG on March 03, 2007, 08:01:56 am
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MidoTheWise wants to know. (http://www.sognadigitalmuseum.com/forum/index.php?topic=107.msg18463#msg18463)
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Pancakes, clearly
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Naw. The raw gridiron might of the waffle will bring down the weak and flimsy pancake.
But really in this battle, aren't we all winners?
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Silly humans, waffles and pancakes aren't capable of fighting.
Or is there some secret war going on between breakfast foods that's been shrouded in mystery since the beginning of dawn?
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Pancakes obviously, since it harnesses the power of compound words to have the strength of a pan and the speed of a cake... whatever those may be.
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so i herd u liek pankacez
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Wa ha ha! My passing comment warrants a new thread! Huzzah!
As I said before, pancakes would obviously win. They have the support of Jesus.
(http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0209/6882968_400X300.jpg)
You DO like Jesus, don't you?
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Well, Pancakes are more skilled in magic, having at least 10 more points in thier intelligence stat on average than a waffle, but waffles have high defense and strength, however they are weak against magic!
It's a fairly even match, only the Jesuscake knows the answers.
;___; plez tall mee a answor jesuscake plz
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Wa ha ha! My passing comment warrants a new thread! Huzzah!
As I said before, pancakes would obviously win. They have the support of Jesus.
(http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0209/6882968_400X300.jpg)
You DO like Jesus, don't you?
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/1173025250743.png)
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Stop the presses! I've got some incredible news that will shatter the very foundation of this increasingly intelectual debate!
"Pan" is the spanish word for... "Bread"
So, basically, a pancake is a "Breadcake", or something like that.
How do you like it now, punks?
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A difficult decision indeed, but in the end I choose waffles. If you think about it, pancakes are like sponges. Although good, they get very sickening after a while. Waffles have strategically placed pivits throughout its plane for t3h syrup to fill into. Waffles also have the sponge like aspect and thus making them the better of the two. Therefore, my decision has obvious advantages.
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Yes but the syrup is often uneven throughout the plane of the waffle.
Even if you get syrup in every nook (and if you do taht you often end up pooring too much syrup overall) every bite is like a chaotic sine wave of syrup : dough ratio
it's not SMOOTH. a pancake is smooth so every bite has an even amount of syrup. not too much not too little
so as you see it is NOT SO SIMPLE. And thus the reason I continue to boycott this poll.
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Yes but the syrup is often uneven throughout the plane of the waffle.
Even if you get syrup in every nook (and if you do taht you often end up pooring too much syrup overall) every bite is like a chaotic sine wave of syrup : dough ratio
it's not SMOOTH. a pancake is smooth so every bite has an even amount of syrup. not too much not too little
so as you see it is NOT SO SIMPLE. And thus the reason I continue to boycott this poll.
You've performed an excellent boycott.
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I've never eaten a pancake...
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a pancake is smooth so every bite has an even amount of syrup. not too much not too little
That contridicts actual pancake physics though. It's impossible to keep syrup evenly distributed across the surface of a pancake: becuase they're smooth the syrup runs off the top and collects along the rim, often getting into your eggs, sausage, and bacon. However, waffles kindly respect the domain of your other morning edibles by keeping the syrup exactly where you pour it.
Plus, there is a Waffle Kingdom near Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario Bros. lore (see Luigi's tale in Thousand-Year Door). Long live waffles!
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I think the best resolution is to make a waffle using pancake batter. Would that be a paffle or a wancake?
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It's impossible to keep syrup evenly distributed across the surface of a pancake: becuase they're smooth the syrup runs off the top and collects along the rim, often getting into your eggs, sausage, and bacon.
Well personally, I like dipping my sausage/bacon/ham and hash browns in syrup. It's like my ketchup for breakfast. Besides, I love sweet stuff. =P
As for the whole waffle vs. pancake thing though... kinda hard for me to say which is better. They both taste too similar to me... perhaps pancakes if I want something soft, and waffles if I want something a little more crunchy - just depends on what I'd want for breakfast... or whatever's being served in the cafeteria at college, lol...
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I don't eat waffles OR pancakes, because they're bad for me.
lol and so is syrup =P and pork products....and hash browns...and anything fried.
Ya'll need to eat betta Tetsaru
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That contridicts actual pancake physics though. It's impossible to keep syrup evenly distributed across the surface of a pancake: becuase they're smooth the syrup runs off the top and collects along the rim, often getting into your eggs, sausage, and bacon. However, waffles kindly respect the domain of your other morning edibles by keeping the syrup exactly where you pour it.
Well I don't know what kind of pancake dough YOU use. It's obviously some flawed, spongeless kind. The micro-perforations, like the pores of your skin, excellently absorb the syrup into the actual dough of the pancake itself. So it's almost like eating a syrupy, doughy patty of yummy goodness. Only an unskilled user of Syrup Kata could ever accidentally spill syrup on their other food items (unless like tetsaru they like it that way, a perfectly valid option). Your skills are obviously flawed. Just like your pancake dough. And you can't blame eithe rpancake or waffle for flawed dough U_U
Okay, time to come out of the closet.
I'm bi-curious.
I eat pancakes and waffles. Simultaneously. Whenever possible.
And now you all know the truth. *sobs faintly*
Also Bill is lame.
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Sadly, I've just come to realise how incredibly pathetic this topic is. Also, how incredibly pathetic we must all be for posting in it.
...I love you guys.
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Sadly, I've just come to realise how incredibly pathetic this topic is. Also, how incredibly pathetic we must all be for posting in it.
I don't know what you're talking about, you crazy, crazy person, you.
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Sadly, I've just come to realise how incredibly pathetic this topic is. Also, how incredibly pathetic we must all be for posting in it.
...I love you guys.
This is a question for the ages. Each sides had it's unique differences but can't we come together and enjoy breakfast as one happy people?
-Henry Kissinger
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FUCK NO. PANCAKES WILL DOMINATE.
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waffles, end of story.
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What's a waffle? Pancake wins.
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What's a waffle?
Are you sure you're from this planet?
Behold, the mighty Waffle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle)
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Are you sure you're from this planet?
I've seen worst cases. Like me not knowing what an anus was until the 9th grade. It wasn't until people cracked the "Ur anus" joke that I actually decided to look it up.
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I thought we all werent from this planet, too bad sarcasm cant be expressed in text.
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I thought we all werent from this planet, too bad sarcasm cant be expressed in text.
Nah, you just need to try harder.
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Oh... okay >>
Is there an example of an IHOW against IHOP
There should be an international house of waffles to beat pancakes!!!
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True that. I would love to see an IHOW.
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There is. It's called Waffle House (http://www.wafflehouse.com/). And they outnumber IHOPs (1500+ to 1329 according to each's website), thus proving waffle's dominance over its flimsier cousin.
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Awesome. I will have to go find one now.
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There's both where I go to college (and I'm from Arkansas, lol >_<), and although they both (to my knowledge) stay open 24/7, IHOP has always had a better menu selection and environment, imo. A friend of mine said she's seen hookers hang around late at night in the local Waffle House... O_o;
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Waffle House is the height of low-class white-trash places to eat. Waffle House after midnight will open your eyes up to what exactly happens in the world around you. Having said that, you can't beat 'em for convenience as a college kid; there's almost always 2 within ten minutes of any given college campus.
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Waffle House is the height of low-class white-trash places to eat. Waffle House after midnight will open your eyes up to what exactly happens in the world around you. Having said that, you can't beat 'em for convenience as a college kid; there's almost always 2 within ten minutes of any given college campus.
Not where I'm at. We got Cluck U and Tyrone's Chicken and Waffles.
No joke on the last one.
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Tyrone's Chicken and Waffles.
With a name like that you better be eating there breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Hyperguy, you need to get in touch with Mr. Tyrone and see about endorsing his fine establishment as the official eatery of the Congress.
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I agree. With a name like that how can it not be awesome.
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With a name like that you better be eating there breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Hyperguy, you need to get in touch with Mr. Tyrone and see about endorsing his fine establishment as the official eatery of the Congress.
I support this idea, we could use a corporate sponsor!
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I would gladly tattoo the company's corporate logo on both my asscheeks. For the Congress, after all.
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Pancake, easy.
HOWEVER; I'm currently in development of what I like to call "Waffle Burger"
Waffles on the waffle-iron.
Big sausage patty on the waffle-iron to grill.
Couple strips of bacon, scrambled egg, maple syrup...
viola!
Waffle Burger!
Pancake over Waffle...
Waffle Burger over Pigs In A Blanket
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(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Extreme-ad14.jpg)
I think we can ALL see who the real winner is.
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I like pecan pie.
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I like pecan pie.
So do I but a waffle is no place for nuts. Only syrups and fruit accepted here.
Don't nut the waffles. Man law.
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So do I but a waffle is no place for nuts. Only syrups and fruit accepted here.
Don't nut the waffles. Man law.
Judgemaster *nods*
THE LAWS FOR TODAY AND FOREVER: NO NUTS ON WAFFLES.
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So let it be written, so let it be done.
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Waffle vs. Pancake > Barack vs. Hilary
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Waffle vs. Pancake > Barack vs. Hilary
Amen to that.
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Waffle vs. Pancake > Barack vs. Hilary
howabout Barack vs. Hilary vs. pancake?
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howabout Barack vs. Hilary vs. pancake?
Well, they are all kind of flaky.
(Republicans, too.)
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howabout Barack vs. Hilary vs. pancake?
Pancakes win that. Always.
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Well, they are all kind of flaky.
The hell kind of pancakes do you eat?!
Correct: WAFFLES.
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The hell kind of pancakes do you eat?!
Obviously shows his bias. no wonder he's a waffling waffler waffle boy. Just 'cuz none of the chefs he knows can make pancakes doesn't mean theyr'e as bad as he thinks they are U_U
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Obviously shows his bias. no wonder he's a waffling waffler waffle boy. Just 'cuz none of the chefs he knows can make pancakes doesn't mean theyr'e as bad as he thinks they are U_U
Incorrect.
I myself make obscenely good oatmeal pancakes.
I just prefer waffles.
And what would you know? You are obviously malfunctioning, robot.
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Incorrect.
I myself make obscenely good oatmeal pancakes.
I just prefer waffles.
And what would you know? You are obviously malfunctioning, robot.
I KNEW IT! Ha, obviously only robots like pancakes more than waffles.
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I REFUSE TO TAKE A STANCE YOU MUST ALL ADMIT THE LOGICAL INABILITY TO PICK A FAVORITE OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL
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I REFUSE TO TAKE A STANCE YOU MUST ALL ADMIT THE LOGICAL INABILITY TO PICK A FAVORITE OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL
(http://www.sognadigitalmuseum.com/forum/attachments/objection.gif)
I will stand by my basic human right to make the only morally correct choice of waffles. DEATH TO THE UNTHINKING MACHINES!
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The day of judgment shall come; one day you shall all pay for your sins.
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The day of judgment shall come; one day you shall all pay for your sins.
Not if I upload a virus on your internets before then.
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The day of judgment shall come; one day you shall all pay for your sins.
Judgemaster says: "Laws prohibit all judgements other than judgemaster judgement.
I also hereby judge Bang Doll to be a bolt brain."
Damn, bang, it looks like the laws are just against you. too bad *snicker*.
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The day of judgment shall come
And I shall awake that morning and thoroughly enjoy my breakfast of waffles before being judged.
A "last meal" of pancakes could never give such satisfaction.
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BANG DOLL SHALL BE AVENGED!
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Perhaps a truce is in order. Maybe we cannot agree on whether Pancakes or Waffles are superior but perhaps we can all agree that French Toast is pretty awesome. Maybe not as awesome as Waffles but certainly more awesome than Pancakes.
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Maybe not as awesome as Waffles but certainly more awesome than Pancakes.
Now you've crossed a line. Maybe French Toast strips but just plain French Toast? YOUR WAR CRIMES SHALL HAVE DIPLOMATIC CONSEQUENCES, YOU CRUEL DICTATOR!
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Now you've crossed a line. Maybe French Toast strips but just plain French Toast? YOUR WAR CRIMES SHALL HAVE DIPLOMATIC CONSEQUENCES, YOU CRUEL DICTATOR!
(http://www.sognadigitalmuseum.com/forum/attachments/objection.gif)
Being a pancake-loving-nazi-commie-fascist-robot is a far larger war crime than anything I have committed.
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(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/Fulgadrum/lovethread.jpg)
Bang Doll doesn't commit war crimes
Bang Doll IS a war crime.
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Being a pancake-loving-nazi-commie-fascist-robot is a far larger war crime than anything I have committed.
Incorrect.
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Incorrect.
How so? I have seen nothing wrong with my previous statement, or was it just too much for you feable robot mind to handle.
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HAH! He ran out of ram!
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All this pointless arguing, pancake vs. waffle, waffle vs. pancake...I swear, you guys keep this up you're gonna be guilty of some serious BATTERy.
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FOR THAT THE PAIN WILL HAPPEN. TO YOU. VERY SOON. *twitch*
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All this pointless arguing, pancake vs. waffle, waffle vs. pancake...I swear, you guys keep this up you're gonna be guilty of some serious BATTERy.
Not even your puns cannot stop this fight as this battle is not pointless nor will it ever be pointless. We must stop the pancake-loving robots before its too late!
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I wholeheartedly approve of Ultros's witticisms, so long as he can attest that octopi prefer waffles.
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I wholeheartedly approve of Ultros's witticisms, so long as he can attest that octopi prefer waffles.
After discussing it with my associate Mr. Chupon, I've realized that yes, I do prefer waffles! My reasons are pretty much obvious, but lets face it guys, pancakes just always tasted a bit flat to me.
But seriously folks, we've ended up in some sort of breakfast food civil war here! I mean, imagine the history books and the things based off of our battle. Like..."March of the Panzercakes" and "Secret Recipes of the Luftwaffle"
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But seriously folks, we've ended up in some sort of breakfast food civil war here! I mean, imagine the history books and the things based off of our battle. Like..."March of the Panzercakes" and "Secret Recipes of the Luftwaffle"
Ah but would they not be epic and awesome history books. Better than your average run of the mill history book about Rome and Egypt.
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Ah but would they not be epic and awesome history books. Better than your average run of the mill history book about Rome and Egypt.
No need to miss the point, here pal, you know you laughed - You're just in De-Nile.
Me? I laughed so hard at your response I had a Ceaser!
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Not even your puns cannot
HAH! DOUBLE NEGATIVE! His puncakes shall deliver us from evil. Even if he is a waffle-loving octo-whore.
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HAH! DOUBLE NEGATIVE! His puncakes shall deliver us from evil. Even if he is a waffle-loving octo-whore.
I'm surprised your robot brain could handle a Double Negative. Impressive, most impressive.
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I'm surprised your robot brain could handle a Double Negative. Impressive, most impressive.
Robots would be able to spot a double negative before a human would, no offense.
Also - Waffles.
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Robots would be able to spot a double negative before a human would, no offense.
Also - Waffles.
Yeah, I figured that. I am just impressed at the sophistication of his robot brain to be able to handle a double negative. Obviously he is a foe to be feared and marginally respected, for true respect would be given if it wasn't for his unholy love of pancakes.
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Obviously he is a foe to be feared and marginally respected
By "feared" you mean: "Laughed at until I inhale this kiwi fruit", right?
Add a dimension to the War of Waffles: (hah, its like "World of Warcraft, but stands for something cooler")
What do you people like your breakfasts with?
Waffles+butter+REAL FUKKIN MAYPUL SEERUP+Blueberries+Homemade whipped cream= (7x^2+46x+8)^(infinity)
That's right, my breakfast is a function. A function raised to infinity.
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But if your breakfast function includes infinity how do you ever finish?
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Who said I want to finish?
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With a waffle like that it is too good to ever finish.
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Xierfrogs is eating breakfast right now.
7 hours ago, Xierfrogs was eating breakfast.
For an eternity, Xierfrogs ate breakfast.
For a stint, Galactus joined him.
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Xierfrogs is eating breakfast right now.
7 hours ago, Xierfrogs was eating breakfast.
For an eternity, Xierfrogs ate breakfast.
For a stint, Galactus joined him.
Like HORY CLAP that guy needs to CHILL with the syrup.
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Muffin = "CHALLENGER APPEARS!" ?
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Challengers: they always appear.
I like the tops of muffins, but not bottoms.
My school has muffin tops at breakfast. But they put wierd shit in them: like marachino cherries. Not even joking. fucking mara-fucking-chino cherries
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I miss being able to eat Muffins...
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I miss being able to eat Muffins...
why is cannot aet miffunz?
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Muffin = "CHALLENGER APPEARS!" ?
Muffin? MUFFIN!?
Is that the best you can come up with?
I thought you'd be able to offer up something that at least competes on the same level as Waffle and Pancake, like the deliciously scrumptous Diced Ham, Cheese and Shroom Omelet or the irresistible Cinnamon Roll.
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why is cannot aet miffunz?
Because I am a fitness crazy health freak who reads every loaf of bread at the market before buying it to make sure it doesn't contain high fructose corn syrup, I'm the guy who eats natural peanut butter (The kind you have to stir the oil on the top into and fridge it.), the guy who works out 4 days a week and drinks vile protein powder shakes and eats tuna sandwiches containing an entire can of tuna, no mayo, no cheese, on rye bread. And I eat that same sandwich so much, I started comparing tuna brands, Starkist is best protein for the buck, but is slightly dry, Chicken of the Sea is also a bit more moist, but contains more sodium, etc.
So, I cannot eat muffins for the same reason I don't eat cakes, pies, or cookies...
I am a fucking nutjob.
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Costco muffins are pretty epic but still not on the level of waffles. Now waffles with eggs, sausage and hash browns, now there's a manly meal.
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Costco muffins are pretty epic but still not on the level of waffles. Now waffles with eggs, sausage and hash browns, now there's a manly meal.
See, I'd just take everything out except the eggs and the waffles. Boil the eggs or poach them. Or eat them raw if I'm in a hurry, I would also make sure the eggs were free range.
Pork is disgusting, why the fuck do you wanna eat pork?
Hash browns? Fried potatoes. Yuck.
Waffles? Yes, waffles.
BTW, I'm going to Waffle House tomorrow morning before work, so I'll get a huge ass waffle and take pics for you to prove my love of waffles to the Congress.
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"Laughed at until I inhale this kiwi fruit", right?
That is how I shall claim victoly. You shall choke on the kiwi! You shall perish! You shall never eat pancakes or waffles ever again!
Everybody ignore Will his opinions do not count for anything ever at all.
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That is how I shall claim victoly. You shall choke on the kiwi! You shall perish! You shall never eat pancakes or waffles ever again!
Ha now that I know your scheme I will avoid kiwi's and prepare my counterattack of lemon and lime. I know you robots can't take that citric acid action!
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Ha now that I know your scheme I will avoid kiwi's and prepare my counterattack of lemon and lime. I know you robots can't take that citric acid action!
I believe our forum has reached new heights of obscene randomness.
I love you all.
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And thus my true scheme shines through - you shall perish after separating yourself from your kiwi resources! And once you realize your mistake, it shall be too late, for I shall attack your kiwi stocks and reduce them to waste. Your end is at hand, organic.
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BTW how did I become a robot in all of those? I wasn't really paying attention...
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He's in your base, reducing your kiwi stock.
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BTW how did I become a robot in all of those? I wasn't really paying attention...
I think it was the post below that revealed your true robot nature.
Incorrect.
I myself make obscenely good oatmeal pancakes.
I just prefer waffles.
And what would you know? You are obviously malfunctioning, robot.
As for my kiwi stock, I have reserves of pure kiwi stock stored in my extensive base which lies in a mineshaft.
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I think it was the post below that revealed your true robot nature.
As for my kiwi stock, I have reserves of pure kiwi stock stored in my extensive base which lies in a mineshaft.
You fool, now all of your kiwi stock will be mine!
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You fool, now all of your kiwi stock will be mine!
Damn it! How did you get into my kiwi reserves? My base was supposed to be impregnable!
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lawls he impregnated your base XD
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lawls he impregnated your base XD
Bitch shoulda stayed on the pill.
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If by pill you mean machine gun emplacements and armed guards then yes.
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A victory for Waffle-lovers everywhere. Tycho is on our side:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/2008/03/28 (http://www.penny-arcade.com/2008/03/28)
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Tycho is an insane, tyrannical tyrant who is long past his prime. He is one step away from an old person's home; DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS CRAZY ANTI-PANCAKE RANTINGS! VIVA LE PAN DER CAKE
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Tycho is an insane, tyrannical tyrant who is long past his prime. He is one step away from an old person's home; DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS CRAZY ANTI-PANCAKE RANTINGS! VIVA LE PAN DER CAKE
Guess you might have a point on that one:
http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Tycho+Brahe (http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Tycho+Brahe)
Still he isn't a robot and therefore his opinon is still superior those of a pancake-loving machine.
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I got with pancakes, waffles are harder to eat
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I got with pancakes, waffles are harder to eat
Then you have not had a properly prepared waffle.
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waffles are harder to eat
How do you figure that?
Do you not have the strength to cut through Waffle's golden exterior?
Have you no teeth and Waffle's crispiness hurts your fragile gums?
Or are you to say that you eat all your food through a straw?
A properly prepared waffle is eaten with the same utensils and in the same fashion as that other breakfast. And as a plus, you can pick it up and eat it with your hands if you wanted. (However this is best done sans syrup.)
WAFFLE: PICK ONE UP TODAY
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My breakfast consisted of both waffles and pancakes, and i have to say that the waffles were so much better. not only were the pancakes flat and uneventful, but they could never compare to the majesty that is the pure golden waffle. Damn i'm hungry for a waffle.
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Where else do you get a golden, delicious breakfast, and a possible icecream cone all in one godly package. Not in a pancake, I can assure you. Waffle for breakfast '08!
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OMG ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST IS THE BEST THING EVAR....oh wait...maybe thats just because that's when I take the vicodins....
nvm...