Mods, please turn this into another Voltron discussion thread

[HMD]

Click the link in my signature, fuckers.

[Kiinan Yamasu]

News Flash!

No one gives a fuck if you leave.

[Meat]

Hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.

[tetsaru arigashi]

*Reads HMD's link*

...Jesus.  Let it go already.

...AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT HORSE PICTURE?!?  "Your resistance only makes my penis harder"?!?  Funniest fucking shit I've seen all day.  Get out of here if you like, just don't let the door hit your ego on the way out, asshole.

Even HMD is gone now, I'm starting to think YTF was right about this place.  If people like him are going to continue to mock our ways, perhaps we SHOULD find a new server and start the old forum up again, because I'm utterly sick and tired of having to read new threads about someone flaming the Bakunyuu-Bakas again.  I've also noticed a relative lack of interest in some of my threads as well, despite my attempts to bump them for people to read and hopefully post in.

[Kiinan Yamasu]

Don't even think of leaving, Tetsaru. We need to stay here. Assholes are leaving, so maybe cool people will return.

[LordRyunson]

HMD Wrote:  How can you write fanfiction when it's obvious you don't even know how to read, LordRyunson? Oh right, fanfiction.

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Geez, it's like saying all forms of Voltron suck.

Don't know how to read my ass, I've heard good things about imports stuff, and he even called me a great writer. HMD's the one who can't even write a decent story. A few paragraphs does not a story make. It's like putting in one scene and calling it a movie.

I on the other hand, added in some characters, a moving plot, and not everything is suggestive! Heck, even R-9 has somewhat volunteered to write a fanfiction about my creations.

Unless you add some more to your stories (Profiles would be nice too), you've got a LONG way to go before anyone calls your fictions "CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED." Ever wonder why almost no one enjoys your stories? Now you know.

G.I. Joe: And knowing is half the battle!

ALSO: Fanfiction Scoreboard
Ryunson: 3 (And counting, if I am in the mood)
HMD: 1

See? 

[tetsaru arigashi]

Don't even think of leaving, Tetsaru. We need to stay here. Assholes are leaving, so maybe cool people will return.

Hopefully... but I doubt YTF will ever be truly satisfied until he can get his forum back up and KEEP it up.  And if he ever does, he better have a mod who can rule peacefully, yet with an iron fist should some shit arise.  That, and he needs to update his website again...  =/

[Kiinan Yamasu]

Agreed on all counts. He does need a strong mod and DOES INDEED need to update.

[Regdren]

Tetsaru, while I haven't posted in many of the same threads you have due to rather different areas of interest, from what I've seen you've always been a strong contributor to the forums. As a bonus, you seem to have quite a lot of common sense. I'd like you to stay; your absence would diminish the Hyperguy forums with one less voice of reason. Please consider it.

(And yes, I intended to post this before Tetsaru posted in the political thread. So there.)

[tetsaru arigashi]

Tetsaru, while I haven't posted in many of the same threads you have due to rather different areas of interest, from what I've seen you've always been a strong contributor to the forums. As a bonus, you seem to have quite a lot of common sense. I'd like you to stay; your absence would diminish the Hyperguy forums with one less voice of reason. Please consider it.

(And yes, I intended to post this before Tetsaru posted in the political thread. So there.)

It was as if you read my mind, Regdren.  I WAS actually trying to make a point there that ANY leader, whether a forum mod or U.S. President, needs strong qualities.  Glad to see that some people around here appreciate me.  =)

I'll hang around for now (I don't really have any other forums to go to, lol), but I don't want to see any more "OMG u bakunyooz Suk!!!1" hate threads popping up around here.  If you've got some drama to spread, post it in the "Where's the Beef?" thread.  Hmm...  that could be a pretty good slogan, lol...  =3

[Kiinan Yamasu]

Might as well take this opportunity to tell a little story from a few months back. A few months ago, I was standing in a line, with another line right next to us. There was a guy sniffling a bit next to me. Now this was one of those situations that would slowly go from a tiny little lint ball into one great big clusterfuck. And that's not a candy bar. There are no chocolatey Clusterfucks made of peanuts and fuck. Nougaty fuck.

Anyway, this guy next to me turns his head to me and sneezes. He went "PFUHHH!" in my face, his body moving with the sneeze. He did, like, the Robot from '85. And so you know, there was no covering the nose, no covering the mouth, no burying his face in his arm... not that thing where you try to make the other person run away like you're turning into a werewolf... "Something's... happening to me..." He just cocked his head and "PFUHHH!" Now, 2 things happened.

1) It scared the ever living fuck out of me. It was really loud and he was close and all, so I was surprised.

2) The way the light hit his face, DEBRIS appeared to come out. Like Windex when you put it on Mist Mode. You know, as opposed to that other one... Laser Mode, I think? Who uses that? Is that in case you want to mount a sniper scope on your Windex? ("I got a stain at 8 clicks... I'm taking the shot... *spritz* Negative, I missed. I need one more. *spritz* got it... let's go home, boys.")

A small aside about Windex, NEVER put the turning nozzle changer halfway. ALWAYS line the nozzle lines up. THERE IS NO JOKE. DON'T DO THAT. Bad things happen to good people. I bet some of you are gonna try it now. What if when you did that, A FUCKING GHOST came out? ("HAHAHAHAHA! HE TOLD YOU NOT TO! I AM WINDEXTOR! I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUUUUUUUL!")

Anyway, when he sneezed in my face, I was grossed out immensely. I was about to go off on this guy, but then I decided to take the high road and be polite about it. I turned to him and I said "God BLESS you." And it WAS a "God bless you", but to anyone nearby, it would sound like "COVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTH."

Now, this is important. I ALWAYS say "God bless you." I never say just "bless you" because I'm NOT the lord. I can't do that. I'm just a messenger for Big Guns upstairs. And I NEVER say "gesundheit" either. Who came up with that? I say that and I feel like I'm honoring Hitler. I end up on the History Channel because some guy sneezed.

Anyway, this is where things start to get out of control. The guy, in a very condescending manner, comes back with THIS EXACT PHRASE...

"Uh... *sniff* yeah... *sniff* I'm an Atheist."

What a jerk! I was just trying to be polite! I didn't know he was an Atheist! And even if I did, what am I supposed to say when an Atheist sneezes?! "Uh, when you die, nothing happens?"

So this guy starts a religious debate with me. And it is AWFUL. He's questioning my beliefs and everything. He says to me "Well, what about you? How were you raised?" "Well... uh, I was raised Christian..." and I start this whole description of my religious background. (to all you Christians reading, peace be with you. Lift up your hearts! *rings a little bell*)

Anyway, as I'm telling him of my religious upbringing, he is laughing at me, giggling as he said "Heh, can you BELIEVE this... heh heh... ah." Then he asks me something for his own entertainment:

"What do you believe will happen to you when you die?"

I answer him quite easily. "Well, hopefully... I live a good life... then my soul goes to Heaven...I see all my ancestors, kinda like a big airport... 'hey, guess who's dead, suckers!' And then I go to sing songs with my family."

I'm telling him all this AND HE'S LAUGHING EVEN HARDER! He's so condescending and snarky! I snap and ask him "Okay, wise guy! What about you?! You're an Atheist! What happens to you when YOU die?!"

Suddenly, this guy gets very serious, like he's going to school me, and looks me right in the eyes. And he says to me "Oh I can TELL you, young man. I KNOW what's gonna happen to me when I die. When I die, my body will become one with this earth... From there, I will become a fertilizer for this planet. And with that, I will return as a huge, beautiful tree!"

Yeah. This is EXACTLY what he said. He's laughing at me WHEN HE'S GONNA COME BACK AS A FUCKING FICUS. And I was so close to ripping on this guy, but I stopped myself and ended the debate. My reason for this is good, just hear me out. I let it sink in, and I want you guys to as well.

I hope that when he dies, he DOES become a tree. Then one day he'll be in the middle of the wilderness doing his tree thing... whatever it is trees do... I know they do a lot of work with breezes... And then while he's out there enjoying his treeness, though the woods comes a huge sweaty guy with an axe! He sees the tree, chops him down, wraps a chain around him, drags him though the mud and the muck, throws him into a sawmill, grinds him up, pounds him down into paper and then, once he's paper, prints THE BIBLE on him.

And thus was my encounter with the Sneezing Atheist. Feel free to pass this story down to your chidren and your children's children.

[scarab]

A flame blog?  If I wanted to read a flame blog, I'd go to ninjapirate.com and actually read something with talent.

[Spaceworlder]

WTF does the sneezing atheist story have to do with anything? Do bakunyuus say retarded crap like this all the time?

[Ellendesu]

You know, a long time ago when I was a little kid, I had some cool Voltron stuff, I had some of the toys, but I never actually got a full Voltron! ='( I only had like , 3 of the 5 lions. NOT COOL. I also had some of those little books on tape, you guys remember those ? Well I had VOLTRON BOOKS ON TAPE, where you opened up the book and read along with a tape ya know? Very sweet stuff. I wish I still had them.

[LordRyunson]

Well, not quite as retarded as those who have nothing better to do in their miserable lives than making fun of the bakunyuus.

Oh, and the sneezing atheist? That was funny as hell. +1 for you!

[Ellendesu]

The thing that kills me sometimes, is that my dad, one of the most boring and irritating, bigotrous, homophobic, racist, etc. people that I can't stand, still makes me laugh with Voltron references.

we'll be doing chores and he'll be giving us all orders and the last thing he'll say will be "And I'll form the head!"

KILLS ME

[Spaceworlder]

The sneezing atheist story was retarded. You hope the guy gets reincarnated as a tree so he can get killed and used to print copies of the Bible? And you call yourself a follower of The Christ?

Funny, I always thought Christians were supposed to be, you know, forgiving and stuff.

[LordRyunson]

Sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't. God can be quite unpredictable these days.