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Perfect Hair Forever: Manga Head Hair Gel
« on: May 22, 2005, 03:48:54 pm »
Manga Head Hair Gel

So apparently they now sell hair gel that lets you style your hair in the "manga" style. Honestly, what the fuck is this shit? This has got to be the most shameless cash-in on anime fandom that I've ever seen.

The "Manga Story" section on this site starts off annoyingly enough with "Why is anime so coooool?" and has got me thinking 'narutard, narutard, narutard' all over again, and the "Seven Manga Rul'z" (no doubt inspired by Dragonball's 7 spheres) asks that I "let [my] hair feel the manga power".  "Manga power"?  Unless putting on this hair gel makes speed lines appear every time I do something dramatic(like take a shit), allows me to shoot kamehameha's out of my elbows, and spout nosebleeds in sexy situations (like E3 Zombie for example), then I'd say this gel's a fucking rip off.

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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2005, 07:37:24 pm »
i don't think i can add anything you didn't cover, with the possable exception of some additional swearing

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2005, 08:17:07 pm »
HOLY CRAP I WANT IT NOW...

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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2005, 10:27:54 pm »
I think you may be confused, Bill-chan.  It's only designed to make your hair bigger.

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2005, 11:15:18 pm »
damn, i can feel the burn from here off of that one

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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2005, 06:15:05 pm »

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I don't think this stuff works the way it's supposed to...
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2005, 11:09:57 pm »
Lol, I saw your post on Higher Voltage, HG.



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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2005, 11:20:26 pm »
Unless it gets me laid with promiscuous girls like it happens in the hentais, I'd only use it as lighter fodder.

Civility is overrated, don't you think?

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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2005, 07:48:14 am »
Speaking of lighter fodder, how many pictures have you got printed out?

I thought about it last time I was over and I realised you have an insane amount of printed pictures stuffed in those folders...

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Re: Perfect Hair Forever: Manga Head Hair Gel
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2006, 09:27:45 am »
Well if the gel makes ur head bigger I could use it to fake being Super Saiyan adn start shooting kamehameha waves every where..... *goes on beam blasting streak* muahahahahahahaaaa.....
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