Congress of Awesome MMO

[Hyperguy]

Let's expand upon this idea.

What would a Congress of Awesome MMO be like?

I'm picturing the Viper Forum as a Tier 8 dungeon with Gunyarock as rare loot with a .0001% drop rate and attacks executed through controller pad motions. 

[Moge]

Anytime a clan member doesn't report at least once a day on the COA MMO, 10 points would be deducted toward the party's "Hyperguy improves site" stat. 

Warning: a negative value can accumulate under this stat!

[Hyperguy]

Clan wars are just like War of the Emperium, but instead of breaking Emperium clans will run into a room and break open Hyperguy's head in hopes that phat lootz will drop(and be horribly disappointed when they find commentary on hentai, anime, and video games from 10 years ago instead)?

Players start off as guest, and after enough lurking can advance to second job?

[JG]

Quests for rare drops are referred to by their proper name: SEARCHIN FOR BIG ONCE.

[Hyperguy]

Aw gawd, I lol'd.

Save points are at Maid Cafes.

[MMX]

Let's just be honest with ourselves here people, we all know that each and every one of us is currently imagining a real life CoA MMO has basically a reskinned Ragnarok Online rip.  Admit it.

[Mirai Doft]

i was thinking about tibia....
saaaad

[Hyperguy]

Let's just be honest with ourselves here people, we all know that each and every one of us is currently imagining a real life CoA MMO has basically a reskinned Ragnarok Online rip.  Admit it.

Not entirely, though now that you mention it, it wouldn't be impossible to set up a Ragnarok Online private server and reskin/rescript everything to reflect this board.

[bfg00]

Wow, I'm sad I missed this discussion.  A reskinned version of RO would be very appropriate for this.