I believe that no matter which religion I choose, I'm doomed to go to Viking Hell regardless.
Wiglaf, let's go raid the villages.
Okie doke.
"As Josef and Wiglaf approached the great palace to which they were sent, the snow grazed and scratched against thier powerful bodies, frozen was the blood stained upon thier weapons used to destroy that powerful force of many which stood between them and thier goal, the village was in ruin, and now would be the death of thier ruler, the powerful Hell god, Kron. Josef reached back for his mighty sword, forged in the blood of the dark elves of the western lands, and blessed in the purest of light of the virgins. He would destroy that which haunted the people of this land and twisted them to perversions of men, for it was Josef who would slay that which he would one day be doomed to meet with for eternity. "Consider this my welcome home party Kron" Josef said. "For we shall both go back to your hell together!" The snow was all around and as Josef approached Kron, blade in hand. His fate was sealed. This was a true hero...."
