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Something that you may enjoy...
« on: June 02, 2006, 04:21:24 pm »
Now I'm a big Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com) fan and if you have been reading the comic for a while you may be aware of ELotH:TES (Epic Legends of the Heirarchs: The Elemenstor Saga).  They have a wiki (which is fun to read and to contribute too if you know anything about ELotH) that has all the information about ELotH:TES on it which is at this address:

http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/

Here is the part of the wiki I think you may get a kick out of:

http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Advantage:Busty

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2006, 05:04:24 pm »
This is slightly innapropriate... Maybe this would work better in lurker heaven or something?

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2006, 05:24:43 pm »
Now I'm a big Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com) fan and if you have been reading the comic for a while you may be aware of ELotH:TES (Epic Legends of the Heirarchs: The Elemenstor Saga).  They have a wiki (which is fun to read and to contribute too if you know anything about ELotH) that has all the information about ELotH:TES on it which is at this address:

http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/

Here is the part of the wiki I think you may get a kick out of:

http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Advantage:Busty

Kick, Punch, and Throw.

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2006, 12:45:52 pm »
Then I apologize if I threw this in the wrong place.  I'm not used to the nuances of the board yet.

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2006, 01:08:14 pm »
WINS. This is amazing. I need to convert this to d20 system somehow and use it in the D&D I'm running; it'd be way too damn funny.

Now, for the placement issue. I'm going to leave it here, because the potential for boobie-related-talky is so much higher than the potential for game-related-talky. I mean, does anybody else see the truth in this? In anime, video games, and whatever, the strongest woman is always always ALWAYS the one with the biggest breasts. Tifa in FFVII, Naga in Slayers, Mai in KOF. It's just true. And for some reason, all the magically-endowed battle-bitches are wearing NOTHING and weather damage better than the gigantic, burly man in full-plate armor. ALWAYS.

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2006, 06:55:56 pm »
In anime, video games, and whatever, the strongest woman is always always ALWAYS the one with the biggest breasts. Tifa in FFVII, Naga in Slayers, Mai in KOF. It's just true.

Mostly true, if constrained to major characters.  Natsune in Lakers; Akira in Viper / Rise series, Yuka in VG, Kirika in Eiken, Mizuki from Gravion, etc.

Might I prepose an exception, though? If the biggest breasted girl wears glasses, she is instead the weakest.  Yayoi from Mouse, Prim from Divergence Eve, Yomiko from Read or Die, etc.

Anyone able to disprove these theories? Or provide more proof?

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2006, 08:45:28 pm »
Hm...? Well large breasts are usually in games and anime to show beauty and/or power (Orihime from Bleach, Mii from Jungle De Ikou, any OL or teacher in any H-game). What this has to do with a table top game escapes me.

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2006, 10:53:09 pm »
Usually that is how it is, but not in my comics and stuff. The girl with the biggest boobs would be a good fighter, but her boobs throw her off ballance so she can't fight too well.

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2006, 02:46:39 pm »
The funny thing is about the system they designed is that it is d21, which has d1, d3, d5, etc.  All the really impropable die that make your head hurt just thinking about it.

I also like the Armor of Fullchesthood which is also linked on that page.

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2006, 11:05:52 pm »
Someone explain to me what good a D1 is.  Or how you even manufacture such a dice.

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2006, 05:27:09 pm »
You can't, well unless you want to try to make a 1 sided die which would possibly tear the fabric of spacetime itself.  If you use a D1 you automatically get 1 everytime, so theres no point in even making one anyway.

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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2006, 11:07:35 am »
One-sided dice would be at best a mobius strip. But like bfg said, it doesn't matter because a d1 will always roll a 1.

It's used mostly in roguelikes such as Moria because the system is limited to dice, so in cases where damage is certain, it'll simply "roll" Xd1. (In Moria, an example of this is the poison of the White Worm Masses, which inflict 1d1 of damage per turn).
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Re: Something that you may enjoy...
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2006, 01:09:53 am »
Seems the guy really put some research into this.
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