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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2006, 03:33:11 pm »
Tissues aren't just for tears.  A good substitute for tissues in this activity would be: socks, mouth, pie.

I know that's like some big commonly known deal about men masturbating and tissues but I seriously never got that.  I can't imagine tissue paper being enough to contain... *ahem* without multiple sheets.  I mean god I'd want to get as far away from that as physically possible so... just using tissue... meh.

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2006, 03:47:17 pm »
I know that's like some big commonly known deal about men masturbating and tissues but I seriously never got that.  I can't imagine tissue paper being enough to contain... *ahem* without multiple sheets.  I mean god I'd want to get as far away from that as physically possible so... just using tissue... meh.

It's more for the clean-up afterwards. 

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2006, 02:06:47 am »
I know that's like some big commonly known deal about men masturbating and tissues but I seriously never got that.  I can't imagine tissue paper being enough to contain... *ahem* without multiple sheets.  I mean god I'd want to get as far away from that as physically possible so... just using tissue... meh.

I personally use toilet paper instead of tissues.  Same thing, essentially, but you can measure out the amount you need.  Also, from personal experience due to my horrible nasal allergies, T.P. also seems a lot more durable (if you fold it up) and less likely than a tissue box to gather dust, which of course only promotes more sneezing and is counter-intuitive to the point of having tissues around.  Plus, it's a lot easier to see how much you've got left on a roll of T.P. than it is a box of tissues - you never know when might run out when you've got, shall we say, a "problem in hand."  =3

Man, what a change of subject...  >_<;

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2006, 12:04:10 pm »
I can use whatever's in the area, mainly anything paper related.

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2006, 03:51:22 pm »
Toilet Paper here.

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2006, 08:37:36 am »
Oookay...too much info, guys...
Bang, bang...I shot you down...

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2006, 09:42:33 pm »
Uhhg to much

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2006, 10:41:35 pm »
Oookay...too much info, guys...

That's not too much info. Wuss. This is!

As the sound began to run through my speakers, I grasped firmly the mouse in my right hand, ready to pounce upon my prey...I reached in my pants and removed my blood engorged PENIS, I stroked it slowly at first, then I proceeded to grow in speed as I watched the pretty young girl get fucked hard on screen, 10 minutes passing, I reached for the toilet paper roll I kept in a drawer nearby.

I ejaculate.

Now THATS too much info!

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2006, 11:04:59 pm »
D:

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2006, 11:06:57 pm »
That's not too much info. Wuss. This is!

As the sound began to run through my speakers, I grasped firmly the mouse in my right hand, ready to pounce upon my prey...I reached in my pants and removed my blood engorged PENIS, I stroked it slowly at first, then I proceeded to grow in speed as I watched the pretty young girl get fucked hard on screen, 10 minutes passing, I reached for the toilet paper roll I kept in a drawer nearby.

I ejaculate.

Now THATS too much info!

Yaaaay, fapping is fun, lol...  >_<;

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2006, 11:23:14 pm »
Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. It CAN get painful after a while.

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2006, 01:48:22 am »
What, when you start reaching dry orgasms?

That's not pain, it's just a different feeling -- you get used to it after a while.

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2006, 12:35:53 am »
That's not too much info. Wuss. This is!

As the sound began to run through my speakers, I grasped firmly the mouse in my right hand, ready to pounce upon my prey...I reached in my pants and removed my blood engorged PENIS, I stroked it slowly at first, then I proceeded to grow in speed as I watched the pretty young girl get fucked hard on screen, 10 minutes passing, I reached for the toilet paper roll I kept in a drawer nearby.

I ejaculate.

Now THATS too much info!

That was great until you used the word ejaculate.

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Re: Now I like an animated boob as much the next guy...
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2006, 02:11:36 am »
For me, it was the exclaimation mark.