Quick...........ZOMBIE OUTBREAK........What do you do?!?!?!?!?!?!

[DualSoul]

5. Begin to run out of food and water.
6. Become sick from living in a close proximity to human waste (unless you have a means of disposing of your feces and piss)
7. Slowly be driven mad by the incessant, never-ending wailing of the zombies below.

8.  Hoping that the outbreak does not last longer than 2 weeks.
9.  Poop on zombies.
10. I don't mind wailing.  The screams of tortured souls is like a lullaby...

[rygax]

Good, then you should be cool.

[Cashino]

Continuing from my last post:

10) If they are still coming, get far away

11) find the nearest living guy or girl

12a) If guy: chant "This is just great, this is just fucking great man...we're in some pretty shit now, huh? we're in some pretty shit...that's it man, game over man. Game over! I mean, what the fuck are we supposed to do now huh? What the fuck are we supposed to do?!?!"

12b) If girl: have sex with her till zombies catch up. Then run more, then more sex. Repeat as necessary.