FUCKING VOLTRON THREAD OF ULTIMATE WIN

[Ellendesu]

It's a play on words. How can you miss that it's a PLAY ON WORDS.

You all went to public schools with a high regard for sports didn't you?

[LordRyunson]

Actually, I'm not much of a sports fan. In fact, some of us aren't into sports. Even you couldn't get the play on words thing until the last minute.

[Ellendesu]

No, I got it right away, don't insult my intelligence.

I was lol wtf'ing at ZeroVirus's comment. That is all. "Public School with a high regard for sports" refers to the fact that public schools don't teach kids anything because all the school cares about is athletics.

Why the hell do I have to explain myself? This should all be simple to figure out, instead of having me castigate myself with stupidity, why don't you all learn things like RHETORIC. and the meaning of the word "Metaphor". This doesn't mean copy pasta a dictionary.com thing, this means actually use them and know what they mean.

Yeesh. I hate that shit.

[HMD]

and then i sez to mabel i sez, "CASTIGATE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID MASTURBATE!"

[Spaceworlder]

This thread has inspired me to make a Sports topic.

[Hyperguy]

Who gets the bonus points for shooting down the drama queen?

Voltron does. =D

WHOA.  Why does it seem like every time I don't visit the forum for a few days (usually due to college work or band obligations, etc.), something bad happens??  Maybe I'm unknowingly providing a state of peace and harmony with my prescence...  =3

It's your Nanako avatar.  It's alternating bouncing breasts create a calming, hypnotic effect.

I had no idea Hierophant was in such a pissed-off mood at spaceworlder...  but I guess it's understandable seeing how most of spaceworlder's first posts on the forum were negative - I think I even retaliated somewhat the first time I saw him say "bakunyuu sucks" or something to that nature (sorry man.  >_<; ).  I guess sometimes we ARE taking people's posts too seriously, which again relates to the fact that you can't always distinguish between a sarcastic post and a serious post.  =/

It took maybe a few posts for heiro to get extremely pissed at spaceworlder.  I think there's more to it than that however.  Basically, part of his frustration came from my 'inaction'.  He wanted me to tell people how to act.  I may be admin, but I'm no social worker.  Besides, we're all adults here, and adults are perfectly capable of settling their disputes on their own.  The site and forums were never intended for kids, and accomodations won't be made for them.  This includes thinking like a child.  Yes, people have posted some stupid shit for the sake of humor, but getting puffy about it takes away from actual discussion, which is what message boards exist for in the first place.

Now...  I'm sick and tired of having to stand on my soapbox and give this speech over and over again every time some shit starts going down...  but I seriously think that Hyperguy would appreciate his forum not having any stupid shit like frivolous squabbles and "DUDE YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE," etc. pervading the threads every couple of weeks or so, it seems nowadays.  Post, respect, and enjoy each other's company.  I don't want to see anyone else leave...  it saddens me when someone cool (like Importgamer13 or YTF) doesn't want to visit the Congress of Awesome anymore.  -_-

Amen to that.  But as far as people leaving goes, sometimes that's for the best.  If this forum's so horrible and soul killing, then it's much healthier for people to not expose themself to it.  They could grow up, not focus on the negative, and realize that no one hurts them unless they consciously let them, but that takes more patience than some people are willing to give.

As for IG13, I'm convinced that he was in a state of learned helplessness.  I talked to him and helped him with his problems many times, but everytime he was given the opportunity to apply what I had taught him he instead insisted on letting himself get hurt.  It's as if he subconsciously indulged in sympathy.  You can't help someone who's not interested in their own well being.

[HMD]

Since everyone's in a "let's all of the sudden notice heirophant" mood, I'll add to Hyperguy's post.

The reason heirophant was so pissed off was because he wanted things done his way; We're talking about a guy who flipped out whenever Bill told a dirty joke here. And as soon as myself and that beautiful human being Spaceworlder smelled blood, he was finally sent over the edge. How dare someone mock another person on an internet message board recovering from the shockwaves of a massive dissention amongst users! You can't have an opinion different than me, otherwise you're turning this place into Stoner's 4Chan Giant Robot Paradise! Using sarcasm, telling dirty jokes, having a sense of humor were all taboos to him. And I haven't even gotten into any animosity between users yet! Humor gets in the way of the huge boobs, apparently.

importgamer13 is a different story. As someone who's spoken to Hyperguy, I can safely say that the dude had (has) problems. SERIOUS FUCKING PROBLEMS. Too numerous to mention, in fact. The man had a negative reaction to positive feedback (on his reviews). Roommate and Khris gave out some sagely advice and it was all "STOP YELLING AT ME!" That's the reason Khris was such a dick the second time around.

Now I know I'm going to get all hated on for even intimating that your friends aren't as great as you think they are, but face the facts: some people are just way too fucking sensitive for life.

[tetsaru arigashi]

Now I know I'm going to get all hated on for even intimating that your friends aren't as great as you think they are, but face the facts: some people are just way too fucking sensitive for life.

Eh, I guess you're right...  some people DO need to learn how to take the shit that's thrown at 'em sometimes without throwing it back...  but I STILL wish that they hadn't left, as they were cool people...  ;_;  All I can say is ARGH, SOCIETY!!!  >_<;

It's your Nanako avatar.  It's alternating bouncing breasts create a calming, hypnotic effect.

Awesome.  I'm going to keep my wonderful Nanako avatar up as I've been doing.  It's nice to know that alternately-bouncing breasts are therapeutic - she IS a nurse, after all.  Hyperguy, we shall earn a Nobel Prize for this amazing discovery.  =3

And on that note, I think that's sorta the reason why we "Bakunyuus" like our busty girls so much - they make us feel confortable and relaxed.  It makes me remember about that one article Will posted a while back, if any of you guys read it.  It's because of our, I guess you could say, social awkwardness, that attracts us towards those breasts and the wonderful women they are attached to, be they anime characters or gravure models.  And yes, I know it's rather odd to think that we fantasize about having unrealistic girlfriends/wives like these girls, or even the characters/models themselves, but everyone's got their own dreams, no matter how strange they may be.

I guess what I'm trying to say is...  we Bakunyuus just want to be accepted.  Preferably by busty women, but since we tend to also like video games and anime just like everyone else on this forum, you guys will have to do for now, until we DO actually find an Asian chick that lives in the states and has a natural 36 DDD cup size.  >=P  Besides...  large breasts aren't the ONLY wonderful things in the world, lol...

[Ellendesu]

Hah, I'm glad that someone took that article for what it was, a GOOD PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS.

I don't do this often. Rep for you tetsaru.

[Ellendesu]

I still say Tetsaru hit it dead on when he cited my article, the question is why arn't you trying to fix yourself since you clearly see your fetish as a social handicap?

Not flaming, serious question.

[tetsaru arigashi]

I still say Tetsaru hit it dead on when he cited my article, the question is why arn't you trying to fix yourself since you clearly see your fetish as a social handicap?

Not flaming, serious question.

Hmm, I don't really see it as a social handicap now.  I've learned to loosen up a bit and be more friendly (lol, dealing with customers while working at Wal-Mart XD).  It's not like I go around places spamming out "I LUV TEH BEWBIES" to everyone, lol.  Once I get to know people better, or just if it comes up in random conversation, THEN I might mention it; and still, it's just my preference.  If someone gets offended by it, that's their problem, not mine.  =P

Also, keep in mind that I'm just a quiet guy by nature.  While people may not notice me when I'm TALKING, they might when I'm DOING something.  Actions speak louder than words.  :3

[Ellendesu]

Thats as good an answer as any, it's aww-right!

[MMX]

It's not like I go around places spamming out "I LUV TEH BEWBIES" to everyone,

That's just because you're not awesome enough.

[Trapani21]

Hmm, I don't really see it as a social handicap now.  I've learned to loosen up a bit and be more friendly (lol, dealing with customers while working at Wal-Mart XD).  It's not like I go around places spamming out "I LUV TEH BEWBIES" to everyone, lol.  Once I get to know people better, or just if it comes up in random conversation, THEN I might mention it; and still, it's just my preference.  If someone gets offended by it, that's their problem, not mine.  =P

Also, keep in mind that I'm just a quiet guy by nature.  While people may not notice me when I'm TALKING, they might when I'm DOING something.  Actions speak louder than words.  :3

It takes all kinds of people in the world, to make it interesting.