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Goddammit, Japan!
« on: April 01, 2008, 10:29:11 pm »
Not again. Will the idiocy not cease? Like, ever?

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H?

It's a PEEING SIMULATOR. For the love of everything good on this planet, WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

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Re: Goddammit, Japan!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 10:37:00 pm »
(Psst, It's for April Fools)
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Re: Goddammit, Japan!
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 10:59:54 pm »
(Psst, It's for April Fools)

Speaking of which, I wonder why Hyperguy didn't come up with a new VIPER-??? SITE joke this year.

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Re: Goddammit, Japan!
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 10:23:21 am »
(Psst, It's for April Fools)
No. This is so EXACTLY like Japan that I refuse to believe this could be any form of prank. Japan is way too fucked up for me to disbelieve this kinda shit anymore.

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Re: Goddammit, Japan!
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 03:17:41 pm »
Yeah Bubble D:
He totally wants to play this game. DONT RUIN HIS DREAMS D:

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Re: Goddammit, Japan!
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 04:52:01 pm »
Yeah Bubble D:
He totally wants to play this game. DONT RUIN HIS DREAMS D:

Haha, awesome. +1 rep.

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Re: Goddammit, Japan!
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 11:24:00 pm »
And fuck you both.

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Re: Goddammit, Japan!
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 11:29:45 pm »
who wouldn't want to experience the joy of taking a leak standing up straight...
Everytime I take a piss, Chariots of Fire plays in the background, and everything seems to go in slow motion...
then my friends bust into the bathroom, all jumping up and down for joy...  then I join in, of course...
after all that, I finish up.. give it a shake or two... then ZIP! Flush!
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Re: Goddammit, Japan!
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2008, 08:13:18 pm »
Everytime I take a piss, Chariots of Fire plays in the background, and everything seems to go in slow motion...
then my friends bust into the bathroom, all jumping up and down for joy...  then I join in, of course...
after all that, I finish up.. give it a shake or two... then ZIP! Flush!

Man, you must make a terrible mess.  At least finish before you go jumping around like that.