The least you need to know.

[MMX]

And a card key that changes shape with the temperature.

[bfg00]

Don't forget the retinal scan.

[MMX]

And the rectal mapping.

[bfg00]

And the rectal mapping.

A whole new level of security that I could have gone a lifetime not knowing about.

[MMX]

Or the prostate integrity-check.

... That doesn't even make sense.

[wakatabaka]

All this, just prevent one person from pushing teh button that will end the world
And then there's gonna be that one person, who bypasses thru it all without knowing what that big red button does, thats hidden thru the glass with the yellow and black markings, behind the retinal scan, key card, and rectal securities.
And then teh universe and all that is of it dissappears in a *poof*

[Cole Tyger]

 at this point, i fall back on an old stand by that never seems to fail

*takes out hand grenade*

simple isn't it?

*Pulls pin, tosses grenade over shoulder, and walks away*

who needs all the security crap when you can just pull the pin and throw?

*explosion*