Assburgers syndrome is typically used as an excuse by socially inept fuckheads who don't want to cope with the real world.
Sorry, but everyone I've ever met that said they had it were not diagnosed by a doctor, but rather diagnosed themselves. Usually with wikipedia or a quiz on livejournal.
Now lets look here at a connection I found recently.
Seriously.
Christian Weston Chandler.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_chanEnjoy dodging the E-bullets in that fucking article, Christ.
But seriously, read about this guy, watch his videos, look at his life.
Now do the same with everything we've ever known about ImportGamer13.
Dude. These two should date.