I got this in my inbox today:
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hey hyper,
i have got many stories so if we decide to team up it will not be just a single VN but many
i just can u programe on python or may be Pyton i dont know excat name
and can u make customize menus and make installer and uninstaller button and add animation
i wud recomend u to use renpy instead of blade engines its a way better engine
well i can find artist infact i already have an artist woth me and i can script wiht renpy but i know no programing language
so i need a technical person
hey dont bother about distributing VN i study marketing too so thats my domain and i have a music composer with me too so basically all team is set
but our VN will take time may be 6 or 7 months
Love 4 All Hatred 4 None
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Alright, which one of you sent this as an elaborate attempt at a practical joke? Nice try guys, but I'm way ahead of the curve. Why, according to Publisher's Clearing House I may already be a winner.
Also, this is kinda late, but... 9/9 = Age +1. Just 75 more years(If I'm lucky. I'm shooting for 100.) before I die now!