Electric Hedgehog Pokemon! Jerkops! LOVE QUEST! WUT

[Ellendesu]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_Chan

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Congress.

I give you Christian Weston Chandler, this guy has been the target of my and many others trolling efforts for quite some time. You thought IG13 was kind of "off"? Fuck, at least he had intelligent things to say and was entertaining to the extent that goddamn he knew a lot about video games and stuff.

But this guy is creepy to the max, and I feel it is my DUTY AS AN AMERICAN To inform you all about this particular piece of internet craziness.

Basically the guy created an OC (Original Character DO NOT STEALZ@@$4442@$4!!!) known as SONICHU the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, which is a mix of Sonic The Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He took the two most overused fucking fanfiction characters ever and made them make a bastard baby of fail and aids. (Okay so actually they crashed together when some meteor or some chaos emerald shit hit the Earth fuck if I know goddamn) The comic immediately changes from being about SONICHU THE ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON to being about CWCs' failed attempts at finding a girlfriend, and by attempts I mean STALKING WOMEN AT THE MALL WITH SIGNS THAT SAY GIRLFRIEND AUDITIONS. Hes incredibly picky, and racist (No love for the brown sugar Chris.) As well as homophobic, and incredibly gullible.

REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO HATE ON THE BAKUNYUUS OMG I AM SORRY I LOVE YOU ALL YOU ARE PERFECTLY FUCKING NORMAL JESUS CHRIST

This guy is just GONE. I recommend you go to Youtube and watch the Sonichu Audiobook series (HERE I WILL GIVE YOU ONE), leave annotations on for the laughs. For sure.

He also has his own videos on Youtube, and they are equally creepy and entertaining.

You have been warned, I hope you find this to be as awkwardly entertaining as I have.

Gentlemen. I pass my curse onto you.  Enjoy.

[bfg00]

Yeah, I've read his profile on ED (the article is pretty lulzy) and he's just frightening.  I'm really surprised no one has called the police on him for his "attempts" to find a girlfriend.

[Ellendesu]

His attempts got him suspended from his college. That's where the whole Mary Lee Walsh thing comes from.

And he hasn't been arrested because I'm not an officer in Virginia. 

[Mirai Doft]

Damn, Skies of Arcadia soundtrack is awesome.

[bfg00]

What does that have to do with anything?

[JG]

Because one can never say enough good things about SoA.

[Ellendesu]

What does that have to do with anything?

I think the guy who made the video used a song from that soundtrack. Just saying.

[bfg00]

Ah...that makes sense now.  Obviously I didn't watch the video, but I will do so now since I know it won't completely sear my mind.

[MMX]

Isn't thsi like a year old?  I think will just sometimes thinks he's actually other people when he observes flamefests.  He idolizes the guys who get teh upperhand and enjoys imagining himself legendarily-trolling the wheat-chaff of the intranetz.

in other news, Eternal Arcadia soundtrack sounds better than the Skies of Arcadia soundtrack.
>.>
who am I kidding I bought like all the NA versions so whatevs.

and finally I CALL THIS POLL CORRUPT
WILL INTENTIONALLY INSERTED A POLLING CHOICE HE KNEW I WOULD SELECT REGARDLESS OF THE PREVIOUS CHOICES I DEMAND A RECOUNT of will's brain cells ah yea

[MMX]

shenanigans

[Hyperguy]

Needs more

[MMX]

What doesn't, HyperGuy?  What doesn't?