Real Tits Are Sooooo Overated

[tetsaru arigashi]

Yes "squeezable" BUT ANYTHING IS SQUEEZABLE THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM GOOD ENOUGH.

*squeezes a brick*

Hmm..........

*pokes it*

.......HMM....

*stares at it, thinks carefully*

..................No sir, I don't like it!  =/

[LordRyunson]

Once again Tetsaru, your logic continues to amaze me.

[tetsaru arigashi]

Once again Tetsaru, your logic continues to amaze me.

I forgot math.  Space shuttle!  =D

[LordRyunson]

I don't think you can squeeze a real life space shuttle.

[tetsaru arigashi]

I don't think you can squeeze a real life space shuttle.

*just to prove LordRyunson wrong, Tetsaru goes to NASA, squeezes space shuttle*

..........Hmmmmmm......

*shuttle launches*

..........HMMM-*dies*

..........No sir, I STILL don't like it!  =3

[LordRyunson]

See? You can't squeeze a space shuttle! Now you understand what happens!

[tetsaru arigashi]

*auto-revives, then attempts to squeeze the Earth*

.......Hmmmm.......

*only appears to be squeezing grass and dirt so far....*

...wow, the Earth must be falling apart at the seams then, if the ground is crumbling so easily.........  so THAT'S why that shuttle was leaving - all the Earth's inhabitants are migrating to Mars already, which means...

...I'm the only one left here...

...and President Bush has learned about space exploration...

...and tacos will no longer be illegal...!

I'M A FUCKING GENIUS!!!

*gives himself a 100-points star and feels a prideful sense of accomplishment*  >=)

THAT, my friends, is the power of Tetsaru's infallible logic!

[LordRyunson]

*auto-revives, then attempts to squeeze the Earth*

.......Hmmmm.......

*only appears to be squeezing grass and dirt so far....*

...wow, the Earth must be falling apart at the seams then, if the ground is crumbling so easily.........  so THAT'S why that shuttle was leaving - all the Earth's inhabitants are migrating to Mars already, which means...

...I'm the only one left here...

...and President Bush has learned about space exploration...

...and tacos will no longer be illegal...!

I'M A FUCKING GENIUS!!!

*gives himself a 100-points star and feels a prideful sense of accomplishment*  >=)

THAT, my friends, is the power of Tetsaru's infallible logic!

Actually, Tacos were never illegal to begin with. If they were, then there would be no Taco Bell.

[tetsaru arigashi]

Actually, Tacos were never illegal to begin with. If they were, then there would be no Taco Bell.

Anti-taco legislation!!!  Disestablishmentarianism!!!  Turk-O-Tron said they existed in the year 9595...

[R-9]

Anti-taco legislation!!!  Disestablishmentarianism!!!  Turk-O-Tron said they existed in the year 9595...

In the future, all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

[LordRyunson]

But what could've caused tacos to be illegal in the first place?

[Hyperguy]

Immigration. ~_~