Author Topic: The Angry Nintendo Nerd (Read 15990 times)

Kiinan Yamasu · « **on:** October 17, 2006, 11:28:55 pm »

After a bit of random searching Youtube for "Games That Suck," I found a few videos by the Angry Nintendo Nerd. After a bit of watching, I started laughing my ass off at the angry opinionated guy that reminds me of a mix of Andy/YTF and my cousin Rhys. Here it is, all the glory of the Angry Nintendo Nerd.

He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play the shitty games that suck ass!
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear!
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer!
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard!
He'd the Angry Nintendo Nerd!
He's the Angryyyyy Nintennnnnnndo Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!

(Gimme a moment to find the YouTube vids of this.)

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HMD · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2006, 12:49:01 am »

Hopefully Screw Attack won't phase this guy out now that they've recruited that hyperactive retard Geoff Mendicino. There's a fine line between funny and attention-whoring disguised as trying to be funny.

Snorlax.RAYZR · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2006, 08:18:09 pm »

Karate Kid wasn't that hard. Yeah, the AI was retarded, but I always found a way to beat the game (it becomes an obssession, like Sniper Wolf xD) so I had this cheap jump-in kick trick. I'd save my Crane Kicks for Chosen fights (usually get up to like 80 by the third//final stage) and Drum Punches would be used for the enemies I'd have trouble disposing of.

I never died since I came up with that trick.

I never "beat" (if it's possible) the swinging hammer mini-game though. Lm@e.

LordRyunson · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2006, 09:27:45 pm »

Roger Rabbit wasn't too hard if you got the ultimate password that gives you everything. Repeat, EVERYTHING! That'll save time to collect all that crap.

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2006, 08:19:05 pm »

I couldn't find the Friday The 13th review on there, but it'll be there eventually. I'll post it when it is.

LordRyunson · « **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2006, 09:05:38 pm »

Quote from: Keenon the Blazing Phoenix on October 22, 2006, 08:19:05 pm

I couldn't find the Friday The 13th review on there, but it'll be there eventually. I'll post it when it is.

I watched it, and it was epic. He really went the extra mile on that one. You can see it and the Trailer on YouTube, OR ScrewAttack.com. I can't wait for the Nightmare on Elm Street one. That would be twice as hilarious!

MustardMaster · « **Reply #6 on:** December 01, 2006, 07:29:40 am »

Allthough i'm a big Castlevania fan. The Simon's Quest review was pretty much spot on in my opinion.

And the TMNT one is hillarious !

"You can just walk over it ?... "

LordRyunson · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2006, 09:56:43 pm »

I've seen all of the Horror Trilogy of the Angry Nintendo Nerd, and it was hysterical, including the Power Glove. That's right, it's out, NOW!

Next, he's doing Confusing Sequel Titles to Movies and Video Games, which will promise to bring back childhood memories. It's on Screw Attack now, but it will be on Youtube eventually...

Oh, and you ought to watch the Trilogy in order. Start to finish,

Friday the Thirteenth
Nightmare on Elm Street
The Power Glove.

That's it for now.

TwilightKing · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:06:17 pm »

WHAT A SHITLOAD OF MOTHERFUCKING BULL FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nes nerd rocks

LordRyunson · « **Reply #9 on:** December 08, 2006, 11:25:43 pm »

Oh, and if you fellas are still interested in his brilliant works, the Confusing Sequel movie is out on Youtube now! Hopefully that's right, feel free to correct me if I am wrong... You ought to praise the guy, he did the near impossible!

TUIII · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:31:39 pm »

LoL

Castlevania 2 sukcs! and i'm a Belmont's fan T_T

I never played Back to the Future, but.... OMG it's so stupid!

The ROM of Firday 13th it's here: RetroNES.com

LordRyunson · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2006, 03:06:30 pm »

And from what I've seen on the website, the Angry Nintendo Nerd might do a game that's not even nintendo! Can't wait to see the suprise!

TwilightKing · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2006, 08:10:50 pm »

Quote from: LordRyunson on December 14, 2006, 03:06:30 pm

And from what I've seen on the website, the Angry Nintendo Nerd might do a game that's not even nintendo! Can't wait to see the suprise!

Rocky on Sega is now up!

LordRyunson · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2006, 09:48:46 pm »

Quote from: TwilightKing on December 14, 2006, 08:10:50 pm

Rocky on Sega is now up!

Can you show us any proof? Cause frankly, I'm not sure if that's his next work, or that of an imposter.

TwilightKing · « **Reply #14 on:** December 14, 2006, 10:34:33 pm »

http://www.screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Rocky.html

LordRyunson · « **Reply #15 on:** December 14, 2006, 11:14:47 pm »

Well that clears that up, and sort of ruins the suprise. On the bright side, I am watching it right now, and this, will be epic.

LordRyunson · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2006, 03:40:56 pm »

Also, there's something about the Wii on the exact same site. It will be short, but epic as well.

LordRyunson · « **Reply #17 on:** January 26, 2007, 08:09:15 pm »

And now, besides selling a T-Shirt, he has a review of one of the most horrible movies of all time, and it comes in two parts! And both parts are up on screw attack! What is it you ask?

Well, surf over there, and find out!

Cashino · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2007, 07:20:14 pm »

lol wow, and I thought I've seen some crappy games and scenes of epic proportions (both good and bad).

This is funnier than watching Monty Python skits

LordRyunson · « **Reply #19 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:39:13 am »

Yeah, one of these days, Angry Nintendo Nerd should do a movie. If he does, I will definately go see it.

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