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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2006, 09:43:43 pm »
You can definitely tell that beneath the body armor she has a nice body.  However you couldn't see her face because of the helmet she was wearing.

I don't like where this is going.  She may be an alien herself or worse...she may be fugly.  Ah, who am I kidding?  I'd still hit it given the chance...right about then I'd realize that I just said that out loud within earshot of my curvy colleague.  The awkwardness is unbearable.

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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2006, 03:43:15 am »
I don't like where this is going.  She may be an alien herself or worse...she may be fugly.  Ah, who am I kidding?  I'd still hit it given the chance...right about then I'd realize that I just said that out loud within earshot of my curvy colleague.  The awkwardness is unbearable.

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You enter a room...


(Ahem.Now then, jokes aside):


Perssonally, despite having the hard time keeping my eyes off of her, i'd still try my effort with Stoner SunShining the crap out of the aliens
Concentrate your mind
Mutter the spell to Mini-Hakkero tenderly
Aim at someone you don't like
Now unleash your annihilation of love!
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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2006, 08:03:23 am »
This post is a little late, but the alien mosters remind me from a Something Awful choose-your-own-adventure game...

Narrator: "You fight the moon monster and you kill it!"
Main character: (shocked) "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2006, 12:02:05 pm »
As you are taking some time to check her out (well as well as you can with her wearing body armor and a helmet), she blasts a few aliens with her gun then runs across to the transport and inside.  She comes back out moments later with a vest, a large gun, and a wrist watch.  She slides it across the floor at you yelling, "Put that on, sorry I didn't give that too you earlier!"

Meanwhile it looks like the marines are pinned down at the ship, you see another team of marines entering the other side of the hangar bay guns blazing.  The aliens take pot shots at them but their personal shields manage to fend off the assault.  They make it to the ship and seem to be discussing something with your new lady friend.

What do you do?

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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2006, 12:10:50 pm »
Firstly, equip the stuff she handed to me and then feel an urge to kick the other squad awya from my 'dearest' lady friend(A name for her would be a little more easy) but in the endm, i just make my way over to them, asking whats going to be done from here on out
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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2006, 05:11:15 pm »
When you put on the watch you find out its a computer/shield generator.  A HUD appears (you guess that the computer is uplinked to your visual centers of your brain) and you hear a woman's voice in your say "Identity confirmed, glad to have you back Commander".  On the HUD you have a targeting display and information on how you and your shield are doing.  There are probably other options as well but you don't really have time to investigate it currently.

You run over to the transport and when you get there the marines there turn and salute you quickly and when you ask about what's going on you get a response from your lady friend.  "We need to get the hangar bay open to get out of here but we don't currently have any weapons capable of blowing it open.  We need to get to the control center to open the door or to find a computer access point so we can hack the system and let us out of here.  Unfortunately there are an assload of aliens between us and either of those and the Sargent here just got back from trying to make it to the control room."

What do you do?

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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2006, 05:40:28 pm »
Me, i offer, in a hot-blooded yell, to blast my way through to the control center to get the friggin door open, even if i have to fight my way through with just a Getter Tomahawk or anything else
Concentrate your mind
Mutter the spell to Mini-Hakkero tenderly
Aim at someone you don't like
Now unleash your annihilation of love!
!MASTER SPARK!

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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2006, 05:31:53 pm »
You charge in blasting alien after alien (they have shields too but you manage to get through them), however there are alot of them and you end up stalling out about halfway down the hallway to the control center as you dodge by a giant bolt of energy shot from the gun at the end of the hallway.  Your computer tells you its a Plasma Cannon which could take out your shield in one it and then on the next one kill you.  In the vest you have a few energy grenades and a few EMP grenades.  As you sit up against the wall you check you back and you see 3 Marines there plus your lady friend.

The control center is at the end of the hallway.

What do you do?

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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2006, 09:10:44 pm »
I hit left right left right up up down down select start.

wait did I already use that in this thread?  I forget.

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Re: You enter a room...
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2006, 10:55:26 pm »
You sprint down the hallway dodge energy blast after energy blast, running up the walls, even on to the ceiling.  You reach the Plasma Cannon, flip over it and kick off the aliens head that was shooting it...then the alien and the Plasma Cannon explode.  The way is clear to the control room.  What do you do?