Mario vs. Luigi

[Aphelion]

Luigi has the height advantage. And a finer mustache, if I might say so myself.

[JG]

And a finer mustache, if I might say so myself.

I forget which, but either Superstar Saga or (more likely) Partners in Time specificly says Luigi's mustache is of superior luster and composure to Mario's untamed lip wig.

[Shane]

Luigi indeed. You know he's the one getting Peach.

[JG]

Mario vs. Luigi

I beat Super Paper Mario already so I'm going back through and playing Thousand-Year Door again for the fun of it.  There's a scene in the game very reminscient of this picture.  On Keelhaul Key, when you have Flavio in your party for a short time, you'll need to mount Yoshi to fly over a short gap.  Flavio hops onto Mario's back and well... bounces up and down when you float.  It's like the picture above except.. Mario's on Yoshi and Flavio behind him.  Disturbing.

[mrfan]

Mario because he stands for the people.

[JG]

Mario because he stands for the people.

Corollary?  http://nedmartin.org/amused/communist-mario

[MMX]

I love the whole communist mario wave on the intranets.

[bfg00]

Now

Mario because he stands for the people.

Now that I have seen that I realize I was so blind.  Mario is a commie bastard.  Something will have to be done to rectify the situation.

[Shane]

I love the whole communist mario wave on the intranets.

I hope that you do realise the difference between the "internet" and the "intranet."

[MMX]

I hope that you do realise the difference between the "internet" and the "intranet."

I hope you realize the difference between the "intranet" and the "intranets".

[santiO]

Wait a second... THIS is awesome...

"The inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom are portrayed by Nintendo as slow-witted, poorly coordinated beasts of burden. Even Toad, who oddly enough gets captured in every world, seems only able to repeat a singular phrase. While Mario is supposedly fighting against a tyrannical Despot, we can see how expendable the people become when they hinder Mario’s bloodthirsty pursuit for power."

Mario’s bloodthirsty pursuit for power.

I mean... really... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!?!

No, this is waaaay too much.

And how he talks to Mario is great: "Hmm, a flag with the peace symbol on it. Your militant dictatorship can’t have that, now can it Mario?"

Dude... it's a skull... a freakin' SKULL, not a peace symbol.

This doesn't belong to the 80s. Not even to the 90s. This belongs to the 50s. Even Lee Ermey wouldn't use this against communism!

[bfg00]

Ah, but what about the red star huh?

[JG]

Even (R.) Lee Ermey wouldn't use this against communism!

The Gunny would if they were commie watermelons.

[MMX]

The Gunny would if they were commie watermelons.

GODDAMN COMMIE-MELONS!

ps. Ronald Lee Ermey ROOLZ

[Cashino]

Ronald Lee Ermey ROOLZ

He's the only guy to have ever been promoted after retiring from the military (to Gunnery Sergeant, fittingly enough). If that doesn't scream "ROOLZ," then lord knows what does.

[santiO]

Ahh, Watermelons! The oldest and most dangerous foe of Allfather Ermey! They shall be cleansed by way of the holy M60! They shall be purged by the purifying power of the M79! So says Allfather Ermey!

And yes, he rules. HARD.

[Trapani21]

Luigi will spank Mario up and down the street.

R. Lee Ermey...greatest man to ever live. ever.