Author Topic: Things NOT to do with your Nintendo Wii (Read 15506 times)

EnsignRyusei · « **on:** December 06, 2006, 02:37:41 pm »

Dont enlist your Wii in the army.It will shoot friend and foe alike

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Things NOT to do with your Nintendo Wii

Dont let your Wii drive a car

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Things NOT to do with your Nintendo Wii

Your Wii is not edible

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Things NOT to do with your Nintendo Wii

Dont hit your Wii with a mace.It could damage your Mace

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Things NOT to do with your Nintendo Wii

Beware.Ninja's may try and steal your Wii

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Things NOT to do with your Nintendo Wii

Your Wii is not interested in marrying you

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Things NOT to do with your Nintendo Wii

Rai · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:41:17 pm »

Well then what the hell are you supposed to do with it then?

ROMate · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2006, 03:35:55 pm »

Quote from: Rai on December 06, 2006, 02:41:17 pm

Well then what the hell are you supposed to do with it then?

LOL XD

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2006, 04:08:51 pm »

In the spirits of Excel Saga, I would suggest not using the Nintendo Wii as a coaster or contraceptive device. Those who fail to comply with these rules will be punished to the fullest extent of the law, most likely including tar and feathering, and a very, VERY depraved walrus.

Muhznit · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:48:28 pm »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on December 06, 2006, 04:08:51 pm

In the spirits of Excel Saga, I would suggest not using the Nintendo Wii as a coaster or contraceptive device. Those who fail to comply with these rules will be punished to the fullest extent of the law, most likely including tar and feathering, and a very, VERY depraved walrus.

XD

Hyperguy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:08:51 pm »

But if Sony and Nintendo did get merge their systems, it'd probably be called PS-Wii.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:29:14 am »

Quote from: Muhznit on December 06, 2006, 06:48:28 pm

XD

Remember, Il-Pallazzo is watching you! =D

Quote from: Hyperguy on December 06, 2006, 07:08:51 pm

But if Sony and Nintendo did get merge their systems, it'd probably be called PS-Wii.

Wow... so, if Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft merged, would that make the PiiS-WiiWii-XXXbox?? Or would the natural order of the universe be destroyed, fusing Shigeru Miyamoto, Ken Kutaragi, and Bill Gates into some twisted, three-headed dragon demi-god??? O_o;

bfg00 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2006, 05:26:53 pm »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on December 07, 2006, 01:29:14 am

Wow... so, if Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft merged, would that make the PiiS-WiiWii-XXXbox?? Or would the natural order of the universe be destroyed, fusing Shigeru Miyamoto, Ken Kutaragi, and Bill Gates into some twisted, three-headed dragon demi-god??? O_o;

We should do it and find out. For SCIENCE! of course.

LordRyunson · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2006, 09:49:30 pm »

Then the system wars would be no more. Where's the fun in that?

Ellendesu · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:39:12 pm »

You know what man, Ringo and I were talking about the System Wars, and you know what that guy said? He said.

"What the fuck man, I'm too busy fucking COA members mothers to care about video game systems"

And I was like "Goddammit Ringo, quit being such a prick" and the fucker shot me, man, Ringo is such an asshole.

TwilightKing · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2006, 10:55:51 pm »

Ringo likes to play Masturbatron X2 on his Wee wee. he shakes the thingy around but dont let him point it at you. yu will be Ringooed

Ellendesu · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:00:08 pm »

Quote from: TwilightKing on December 07, 2006, 10:55:51 pm

Ringo likes to play Masturbatron X2 on his Wee wee. he shakes the thingy around but dont let him point it at you. yu will be Ringooed

Ringo Ringos everyone, he probably Ringoed Keenon and Tetsaru in thier sleep.

TWICE.

Then he raped ROMates roommates and gave his PS2 AIDS and ate his internet.

Then he came.

TwilightKing · « **Reply #12 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:01:04 pm »

Quote from: The Great Will on December 07, 2006, 11:00:08 pm

Then he came.

TWICE

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #13 on:** December 07, 2006, 11:53:10 pm »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on December 07, 2006, 01:29:14 am

Wow... so, if Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft merged, would that make the PiiS-WiiWii-XXXbox?? Or would the natural order of the universe be destroyed, fusing Shigeru Miyamoto, Ken Kutaragi, and Bill Gates into some twisted, three-headed dragon demi-god??? O_o;

No... you might just get

GAO... GAI... GAR!

Hyperguy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 08, 2006, 03:20:22 am »

I want Swan Jun for Christmas.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #15 on:** December 08, 2006, 04:11:48 am »

Quote from: The Great Will on December 07, 2006, 11:00:08 pm

Ringo Ringos everyone, he probably Ringoed Keenon and Tetsaru in thier sleep.

TWICE.

Great, now my virginity's gone... And I was gonna give it to that hot young Asian sex-slave chick I bought off of eBay and smuggled away in my closet... I even wasted a good 1 oz. bag of Cheetos on that little bitch to keep her alive until I was ready, GAWD... >_<;

*casts Auto-Life to revive himself after the AIDS kills him, then equips his Anti-Ringo chastity belt to prevent further "Ringoing"...*

Keenon, you might wanna take the necessary precautions too. There's no telling how potent this guy is--

*'SPLODES*

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:29:20 am »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on December 08, 2006, 04:11:48 am

Great, now my virginity's gone... And I was gonna give it to that hot young Asian sex-slave chick I bought off of eBay and smuggled away in my closet... I even wasted a good 1 oz. bag of Cheetos on that little bitch to keep her alive until I was ready, GAWD... >_<;

*casts Auto-Life to revive himself after the AIDS kills him, then equips his Anti-Ringo chastity belt to prevent further "Ringoing"...*

Keenon, you might wanna take the necessary precautions too. There's no telling how potent this guy is--

*'SPLODES*

Lucky for me I was ready! I was wearing Ringo-Off! All through the day, keeps Ringo away!

In fact, it's about time for me and Misaki's spray down!

*sprays himself and Misaki with Ringo-Off again*

Misaki: Now then, if you'll excuse us...

*both go to bedroom, loud squeaking noises heard*

LordRyunson · « **Reply #17 on:** December 08, 2006, 11:37:49 pm »

Another thing NOT to do with your Wii.

The thing costed alot of money and you can't afford to misuse it. Can you?

CharliesX · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2006, 05:34:44 pm »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on December 06, 2006, 04:08:51 pm

In the spirits of Excel Saga, I would suggest not using the Nintendo Wii as a coaster or contraceptive device. Those who fail to comply with these rules will be punished to the fullest extent of the law, most likely including tar and feathering, and a very, VERY depraved walrus.

......NOW someone tells me!!

Snorlax.RAYZR · « **Reply #19 on:** December 18, 2006, 11:32:15 pm »

Quote from: Hyperguy on December 06, 2006, 07:08:51 pm

But if Sony and Nintendo did get merge their systems, it'd probably be called PS-Wii.

Sony + Nintendo + Microsoft = PS Thwii Sixty

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Author Topic: Things NOT to do with your Nintendo Wii (Read 15506 times)