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Japan is fucked up
« on: July 22, 2005, 12:33:22 pm »
As if we didn't already know that. They come up with crazy anime shit and bizarre sex fetishes, but this site just really drives the whole point home.

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

It's a bunch of editorials written by an American man who is teaching English classes in Japan. This site has probably single-handedly increased and decreased the motivation for Japan-fanatics to go visit there.

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2005, 12:45:32 pm »
good lord..................i've only read the first one, and i have tears flowing down my face from laughing so hard.


i always suspected reality was warped over there, but this is far more over the top then i could have imagined.

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2005, 05:42:53 pm »
"It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came."

Only in Japan....

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2005, 10:12:47 pm »
Hyperguy will get a kick out of this image I just came across on that page. This dude look familiar to anyone?
http://photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/thecolonel.jpg
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2005, 11:23:28 pm »
They've got the colonel! Bastards! RIGHT deploy the missles! and FIRE!
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2005, 11:31:31 pm »
Some of these aren't so bad, I guess. There's a few that are funny without provoking that "Oh shit, Japan is sick!" response, and there's a few that just feel good, like the one about the home made owl.

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2005, 11:25:36 am »
OMG!!! That is too funny I cant stop laughing... XD..... *dies Laughing*
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2005, 05:19:13 pm »
Well the fact that we have imported Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo will problably end the known world.

Or make as master our nose-hairs I dunno =/ :r
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2005, 11:47:01 pm »
Well the fact that we have imported Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo will problably end the known world.

Or make as master our nose-hairs I dunno =/ :r
I just like saying that name.

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2005, 11:48:19 pm »
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2005, 12:09:48 am »
YES. So much fun.

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2005, 02:21:19 pm »
Hyperguy will get a kick out of this image I just came across on that page. This dude look familiar to anyone?
http://photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/thecolonel.jpg
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2005, 06:07:19 pm »
He needs a hyperguy.net banner.

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2005, 08:02:55 am »
They have 'Kancho' in Korea.  Except we call it 'Dongche'.  After a certain age, you just kind of stop doing that and you only do it to people you know really well.
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2005, 08:59:49 am »
I'd think that if you did that to someone you know really well then they wouldn't want to know you at all anymore.

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2005, 06:06:18 pm »
I'd think that if you did that to someone you know really well then they wouldn't want to know you at all anymore.
O_o;  Well, I never did it in America and I stopped doing it in Korea after like, age 6.  By that age, I saw that our cultures were different and sad to say, I was more obessed with fitting into America's culture then Korea's because I lived there. 
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2005, 10:10:06 am »
Well this is something is something that can be considered fucked up yet funny at the same time cause toward the end James Brown shows up in this video, http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9105575935534995120&q=shingo+mama
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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2005, 10:19:52 pm »
yeah....i don't know whether to be afride crying laughing or confused....that hit a range of emotions on my list all i can say is my friends got a what the fuck?!?!?!?!?! response

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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2005, 09:21:58 pm »
Yeah Arnold was in some weirdo commercial too.. I need to find that link o_O



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Re: Japan is fucked up
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2005, 09:53:38 am »
You mean the Puyi Puyi energy drink commercials at Japander.com? O_O