Author Topic: Waffle vs Pancake (Read 76750 times)

bfg00 · « **Reply #80 on:** March 02, 2008, 02:52:10 pm »

Quote from: Atrician on March 01, 2008, 04:29:04 pm

Robots would be able to spot a double negative before a human would, no offense.

Also - Waffles.

Yeah, I figured that. I am just impressed at the sophistication of his robot brain to be able to handle a double negative. Obviously he is a foe to be feared and marginally respected, for true respect would be given if it wasn't for his unholy love of pancakes.

Xierfrogs · « **Reply #81 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:47:24 pm »

Quote from: bfg00 on March 02, 2008, 02:52:10 pm

Obviously he is a foe to be feared and marginally respected

By "feared" you mean: "Laughed at until I inhale this kiwi fruit", right?

Add a dimension to the War of Waffles: (hah, its like "World of Warcraft, but stands for something cooler")

What do you people like your breakfasts with?

Waffles+butter+REAL FUKKIN MAYPUL SEERUP+Blueberries+Homemade whipped cream= (7x^2+46x+8)^(infinity)

That's right, my breakfast is a function. A function raised to infinity.

Hyperguy · « **Reply #82 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:42:52 pm »

But if your breakfast function includes infinity how do you ever finish?

Xierfrogs · « **Reply #83 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:07:38 am »

Who said I want to finish?

bfg00 · « **Reply #84 on:** March 04, 2008, 04:56:21 pm »

With a waffle like that it is too good to ever finish.

Hyperguy · « **Reply #85 on:** March 04, 2008, 05:20:36 pm »

Xierfrogs is eating breakfast right now.

7 hours ago, Xierfrogs was eating breakfast.

For an eternity, Xierfrogs ate breakfast.

For a stint, Galactus joined him.

Xierfrogs · « **Reply #86 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:15:12 pm »

Quote from: Hyperguy on March 04, 2008, 05:20:36 pm

Xierfrogs is eating breakfast right now.

7 hours ago, Xierfrogs was eating breakfast.

For an eternity, Xierfrogs ate breakfast.

For a stint, Galactus joined him.

Like HORY CLAP that guy needs to CHILL with the syrup.

Hyperguy · « **Reply #87 on:** March 05, 2008, 07:28:57 pm »

Muffin = "CHALLENGER APPEARS!" ?

Xierfrogs · « **Reply #88 on:** March 05, 2008, 07:37:01 pm »

Challengers: they always appear.

I like the tops of muffins, but not bottoms.

My school has muffin tops at breakfast. But they put wierd shit in them: like marachino cherries. Not even joking. fucking mara-fucking-chino cherries

Ellendesu · « **Reply #89 on:** March 05, 2008, 08:04:23 pm »

I miss being able to eat Muffins...

Xierfrogs · « **Reply #90 on:** March 05, 2008, 08:36:18 pm »

Quote from: Atrician on March 05, 2008, 08:04:23 pm

I miss being able to eat Muffins...

why is cannot aet miffunz?

JG · « **Reply #91 on:** March 05, 2008, 09:27:36 pm »

Quote from: Hyperguy on March 05, 2008, 07:28:57 pm

Muffin = "CHALLENGER APPEARS!" ?

Muffin? MUFFIN!?

Is that the best you can come up with?
I thought you'd be able to offer up something that at least competes on the same level as Waffle and Pancake, like the deliciously scrumptous Diced Ham, Cheese and Shroom Omelet or the irresistible Cinnamon Roll.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #92 on:** March 05, 2008, 09:32:01 pm »

Quote from: Xierfrogs on March 05, 2008, 08:36:18 pm

why is cannot aet miffunz?

Because I am a fitness crazy health freak who reads every loaf of bread at the market before buying it to make sure it doesn't contain high fructose corn syrup, I'm the guy who eats natural peanut butter (The kind you have to stir the oil on the top into and fridge it.), the guy who works out 4 days a week and drinks vile protein powder shakes and eats tuna sandwiches containing an entire can of tuna, no mayo, no cheese, on rye bread. And I eat that same sandwich so much, I started comparing tuna brands, Starkist is best protein for the buck, but is slightly dry, Chicken of the Sea is also a bit more moist, but contains more sodium, etc.

So, I cannot eat muffins for the same reason I don't eat cakes, pies, or cookies...

I am a fucking nutjob.

bfg00 · « **Reply #93 on:** March 05, 2008, 10:58:52 pm »

Costco muffins are pretty epic but still not on the level of waffles. Now waffles with eggs, sausage and hash browns, now there's a manly meal.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #94 on:** March 06, 2008, 09:55:16 am »

Quote from: bfg00 on March 05, 2008, 10:58:52 pm

Costco muffins are pretty epic but still not on the level of waffles. Now waffles with eggs, sausage and hash browns, now there's a manly meal.

See, I'd just take everything out except the eggs and the waffles. Boil the eggs or poach them. Or eat them raw if I'm in a hurry, I would also make sure the eggs were free range.

Pork is disgusting, why the fuck do you wanna eat pork?
Hash browns? Fried potatoes. Yuck.
Waffles? Yes, waffles.

BTW, I'm going to Waffle House tomorrow morning before work, so I'll get a huge ass waffle and take pics for you to prove my love of waffles to the Congress.

MMX · « **Reply #95 on:** March 06, 2008, 07:20:07 pm »

Quote from: Xierfrogs on March 03, 2008, 09:47:24 pm

"Laughed at until I inhale this kiwi fruit", right?

That is how I shall claim victoly. You shall choke on the kiwi! You shall perish! You shall never eat pancakes or waffles ever again!

Everybody ignore Will his opinions do not count for anything ever at all.

bfg00 · « **Reply #96 on:** March 06, 2008, 11:11:18 pm »

Quote from: Bang Doll on March 06, 2008, 07:20:07 pm

That is how I shall claim victoly. You shall choke on the kiwi! You shall perish! You shall never eat pancakes or waffles ever again!

Ha now that I know your scheme I will avoid kiwi's and prepare my counterattack of lemon and lime. I know you robots can't take that citric acid action!

Ellendesu · « **Reply #97 on:** March 07, 2008, 11:05:20 am »

Quote from: bfg00 on March 06, 2008, 11:11:18 pm

Ha now that I know your scheme I will avoid kiwi's and prepare my counterattack of lemon and lime. I know you robots can't take that citric acid action!

I believe our forum has reached new heights of obscene randomness.

I love you all.

MMX · « **Reply #98 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:59:04 am »

And thus my true scheme shines through - you shall perish after separating yourself from your kiwi resources! And once you realize your mistake, it shall be too late, for I shall attack your kiwi stocks and reduce them to waste. Your end is at hand, organic.

MMX · « **Reply #99 on:** March 08, 2008, 01:00:06 am »

BTW how did I become a robot in all of those? I wasn't really paying attention...

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