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The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« on: October 17, 2007, 08:45:57 pm »
Confused? Good. Just...behold the image.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/Feist/FastFoodFighter.jpg
The Best Fighting Game Never Made.


How would this fighting game not rule? Especially with these fuckin' sweet re-designs of all the mascots! I have to say, Ronald, the Colonel, and The King look KICK-ASS.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 08:50:39 pm »
Who the crap is The Noid from? X_X

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 08:54:42 pm »
Centurion (if anyone remembers him) thinks he might be an old Pizza Hut mascot.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007, 09:26:28 pm »
o-O
The only Pizza Hut mascot I can even recall is Pizza Head/Face

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 09:53:15 pm »
Centurion (if anyone remembers him) thinks he might be an old Pizza Hut mascot.
He is.  When I was a kid, I had The Noid action figures. :O

Ronald looks like his genes were spliced with Spike Spiegal's.  I'd love to play this game, if not to master The Colonel.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2007, 10:09:38 pm »
Wendys the chick...I am automatically good with her >:3

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2007, 11:02:09 pm »
Wow, I'm surprised no one has made this into a flash game yet.  This would be awesome.  Also I never tought that Wendy would be that busty, not that I'm complaining.  Besides Wendy's is awesome.  I do agree though Ronald does have a strong hint of Spike to him.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2007, 11:11:38 pm »
I just noticed Wendy has freckles on her boobs...this is oddly attractive o.O

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2007, 03:01:06 am »
Haha. YEAH!



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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2007, 11:17:55 am »
I just noticed Wendy has freckles on her boobs...this is oddly attractive o.O
XD

I wonder how the Hardees Star or the Arby's Glove would work out in the fighting? I can't imagine them being as big as the humanoid characters.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2007, 02:19:32 pm »
The Noid was a mascot for Dominos.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2007, 05:38:48 pm »
We were almost right. =)

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2007, 06:54:41 pm »
What, no Captain D?

They have a Carl Jr instead of a Hardee though, so maybe they've never heard of the Captain out west.



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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2007, 06:56:48 pm »
They havent been unlocked yet :B

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2007, 08:58:52 pm »
They havent been unlocked yet :B

If that's the case, who'd be the cheap-as-living-hell boss character?

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2007, 10:04:42 pm »
Jared, motherfucker.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2007, 10:42:50 pm »
I dunno, Jared doesn't seem like he'd be too cheap, perhaps, because Subway is horribly overpriced.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2007, 12:45:41 pm »
I think the Big Boy would make a good, cheap boss.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2007, 01:29:50 pm »
Forgot about Big Boy, I go with him too.

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Re: The Best Fighting Game Never Made.
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2007, 06:54:00 pm »
Big Boy

Well played. I didn't think of him as we don't have those in these parts, but I think everyone's at least familiar with him from the Austin Powers movie.


Jared, motherfucker.

Uhm, no. He doesn't have the cartoonish style the others have (neither did Sanders for a long time but he's cartoonish on their boxes now)
You put Jared in you might as well put in those numbskulls from all the stupid Sonic commercials.  And we don't need that.



I also thought of the Quiznos singing rodents, albeit they were only around for about a year.