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And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« on: January 23, 2008, 08:17:49 am »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7200531.stm

Two nutbars in England are opening a Jedi Church, where the congregation will mediate, practice fighting with lightsabers, and anybody caught using the Dark Side will face excommunication from the church. They will wear Jedi robes to service and listen to sermons printed from online fan sites.

I hate that this is happening. Who in their right mind claims a religion/philosophy from a work of fiction on their census reports, or even to the people they know?

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Re: And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 08:38:55 am »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7200531.stm

Two nutbars in England are opening a Jedi Church, where the congregation will mediate, practice fighting with lightsabers, and anybody caught using the Dark Side will face excommunication from the church. They will wear Jedi robes to service and listen to sermons printed from online fan sites.

I hate that this is happening. Who in their right mind claims a religion/philosophy from a work of fiction on their census reports, or even to the people they know?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/tom-cruise.jpg
And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.

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Re: And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 07:11:14 pm »
Who in their right mind claims a religion.  Oh, right, a massive majority of the world's population.  As far as I'm concerned the whacko teachings of every religion is equivalent to the random mumblings of a crazed Star Wars fan.

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Re: And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 10:43:05 pm »
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Haha.  Touche, nicely done.

While I can understand Bang Doll's point of view its a little different to be creating a religion out of a blantantly fictional (and originally written as fiction) account than to base a religion off of a sacred text that has always been held as such.

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Re: And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 11:44:45 am »
Bfg is channeling my point of view.

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Re: And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 11:51:56 am »
Bfg is channeling my point of view.

Really? Cause I thought we were channeling THETANS

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Re: And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2008, 04:57:11 pm »
Bfg is channeling my point of view.

Yeah, I've been perfecting my mind reading technique for awhile now.

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Re: And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2008, 06:21:28 pm »
Really? Cause I thought we were channeling THETANS
Lies.

Yeah, I've been perfecting my mind reading technique for awhile now.
Glad to know the practice is paying off.

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Re: And now, for news so stupid it doesn't deserve to be news.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 11:09:33 pm »
I'm channeling midi-chlorians.