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OH NOES!!
« on: February 23, 2008, 06:33:40 pm »
The KFC closest to me has closed up shop.  They took the sign down, boarded up the windows... everything.  Now I have to go over twice as far to get moist, juicy, delectable morsels of fried chicken goodness.   Weep with me my fellow hyperguy.net regulars.








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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2008, 06:51:27 pm »
Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.


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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 08:24:39 pm »
I personally think KFC is nasty x:
I like making my own fried Chicken

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2008, 09:28:59 pm »
Sad news indeed.  Though I don't frequent KFC that often myself (bi-monthly at best).

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2008, 12:14:27 am »
Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.

Agreed.

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 03:30:59 pm »
If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.



But beaten chicken are tastier than well-treated chickens.  They're beating the flavor right into their bodies!

Mmm, tastes like cruelty.




I have a confession.... I don't like fried chicken.... that much.  Or maybe KFC's is just too damn greasy for me.

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 05:50:46 pm »
But beaten CHILDREN are tastier than well-treated CHILDREN.  They're beating the flavor right into their bodies!

Mmm, tastes like cruelty.

Mmm, tastes like years of psychotherapy.
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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 07:27:38 pm »
Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.


That Colonel was always a shady one, I say.

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 09:21:35 pm »
Or maybe KFC's is just too damn greasy for me.

There's always the Extra Crispy recipe.  I highly recommend it if you eat in the restaurant, as KFC's own napkins are totally useless against Original recipe's greasiness.  (Note to any Yum! Brands employees reading this post: Add some freakin' texture to your napkins!)



And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 09:34:24 pm »
And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 10:05:25 pm »

And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)

I always found lunch to be a good time to eat...you know...nutritious things? Salads?

NOTE: Be careful to order a SALAD, not a SLAAD.
Salad:
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SLAAD!:
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/Fulgadrum/SLAADdamnit.jpg
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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2008, 10:07:40 pm »
I always found lunch to be a good time to eat...you know...nutritious things? Salads?

NOTE: Be careful to order a SALAD, not a SLAAD.
Salad:
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/Fulgadrum/saladdamnit.jpg
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SLAAD!:
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/Fulgadrum/SLAADdamnit.jpg
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lol, my lunch today was a bowl of veggies, a piece of peanut butter toast, an apple and some grapes

I run a lot.

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 10:09:52 pm »
lol, my lunch today was a bowl of veggies, a piece of peanut butter toast, an apple and some grapes

I run a lot.

I run a lot.

AWAY FROM SLAADS!

*shiver quake quake*

I think I forgot lunch today...
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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 10:10:05 pm »
There's always the Extra Crispy recipe.  I highly recommend it if you eat in the restaurant, as KFC's own napkins are totally useless against Original recipe's greasiness.

All conventional napkin-wear is obsolete in the face of KFC's greasy destruction.  Only non-conventional weaponry, like atomic missiles and chemical warfare, can stand a chance.

That's why when we order it I end up walking up to our kitchen sink 3 to 5 times during the course of th emeal because for god's SAKE man I have to drink something every now and then and that means my hands have to actually touch a cup or a glass!  And they have to be able to hold onto the fucking thing without it shooting out of my grasp like a long range missile.

Will - You know you're killing yourself through many things.  Greasy chicken with greasy, fried batter is only on the middle; middle-top at best, of the list.

But yes, we know our own destruction is at hand.  MASH had it right.  'cuz suicide is painless... it brings on many changes... and I can take or leave it if I pleeeeeaaaaase.  *tear*

Plus jesus christ we don't get KFC every day.  It's not like the human body has a "shitty food" meter that when maxed out makes your kidneys implode creating a tiny black hole that sucks in your entire village and your Xbox360.

Slaads are still delicious though.

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 10:11:46 pm »

Plus jesus christ we don't get KFC every day.  It's not like the human body has a "shitty food" meter that when maxed out makes your kidneys implode creating a tiny black hole that sucks in your entire village and your Xbox360.


MY body does, thank you very much.

It's sort of like the limit break meter nobody wants to max out.
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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2008, 10:17:16 pm »
Your body sucks.

Silly organics.

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2008, 10:21:33 pm »
Again *ahem*

*Rusting Bitch-Slap you to the face, because it makes a funny noise*

hah. your robotic body sucks! It oxidizes!
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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2008, 04:20:32 pm »
All conventional napkin-wear is obsolete in the face of KFC's greasy destruction.  Only non-conventional weaponry, like atomic missiles and chemical warfare, can stand a chance.
I now reveal the world's first atomic napkin! Don't worry, the green glow just means it's working.

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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2008, 05:18:34 pm »
I now reveal the world's first atomic napkin! Don't worry, the green glow just means it's working.

What about the hair falling out part?
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Re: OH NOES!!
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2008, 05:53:06 pm »
That's also a sign that its working.