OH NOES!!

[JG]

The KFC closest to me has closed up shop.  They took the sign down, boarded up the windows... everything.  Now I have to go over twice as far to get moist, juicy, delectable morsels of fried chicken goodness.   Weep with me my fellow hyperguy.net regulars.








This is the saddest story ever!  A tragedy I tell ya, a tragedy!

[Ellendesu]

Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.

[YunaChou]

I personally think KFC is nasty x:
I like making my own fried Chicken

[DualSoul]

Sad news indeed.  Though I don't frequent KFC that often myself (bi-monthly at best).

[Xierfrogs]

Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.

Agreed.

[MMX]

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.

But beaten chicken are tastier than well-treated chickens.  They're beating the flavor right into their bodies!

Mmm, tastes like cruelty.




I have a confession.... I don't like fried chicken.... that much.  Or maybe KFC's is just too damn greasy for me.

[Xierfrogs]

But beaten CHILDREN are tastier than well-treated CHILDREN.  They're beating the flavor right into their bodies!

Mmm, tastes like cruelty.

Mmm, tastes like years of psychotherapy.

[Trapani21]

Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.

That Colonel was always a shady one, I say.

[JG]

Or maybe KFC's is just too damn greasy for me.

There's always the Extra Crispy recipe.  I highly recommend it if you eat in the restaurant, as KFC's own napkins are totally useless against Original recipe's greasiness.  (Note to any Yum! Brands employees reading this post: Add some freakin' texture to your napkins!)



And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)

[Ellendesu]

And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)

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You are killing yourself. I hope you realize that.

[Xierfrogs]

And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)

I always found lunch to be a good time to eat...you know...nutritious things? Salads?

NOTE: Be careful to order a SALAD, not a SLAAD.
Salad:

OH NOES!!

SLAAD!:

OH NOES!!

[Ellendesu]

I always found lunch to be a good time to eat...you know...nutritious things? Salads?

NOTE: Be careful to order a SALAD, not a SLAAD.
Salad:

OH NOES!!

SLAAD!:

OH NOES!!

lol, my lunch today was a bowl of veggies, a piece of peanut butter toast, an apple and some grapes

I run a lot.

[Xierfrogs]

lol, my lunch today was a bowl of veggies, a piece of peanut butter toast, an apple and some grapes

I run a lot.

I run a lot.

AWAY FROM SLAADS!

*shiver quake quake*

I think I forgot lunch today...

[MMX]

There's always the Extra Crispy recipe.  I highly recommend it if you eat in the restaurant, as KFC's own napkins are totally useless against Original recipe's greasiness.

All conventional napkin-wear is obsolete in the face of KFC's greasy destruction.  Only non-conventional weaponry, like atomic missiles and chemical warfare, can stand a chance.

That's why when we order it I end up walking up to our kitchen sink 3 to 5 times during the course of th emeal because for god's SAKE man I have to drink something every now and then and that means my hands have to actually touch a cup or a glass!  And they have to be able to hold onto the fucking thing without it shooting out of my grasp like a long range missile.

Will - You know you're killing yourself through many things.  Greasy chicken with greasy, fried batter is only on the middle; middle-top at best, of the list.

But yes, we know our own destruction is at hand.  MASH had it right.  'cuz suicide is painless... it brings on many changes... and I can take or leave it if I pleeeeeaaaaase.  *tear*

Plus jesus christ we don't get KFC every day.  It's not like the human body has a "shitty food" meter that when maxed out makes your kidneys implode creating a tiny black hole that sucks in your entire village and your Xbox360.

Slaads are still delicious though.

[Xierfrogs]

Plus jesus christ we don't get KFC every day.  It's not like the human body has a "shitty food" meter that when maxed out makes your kidneys implode creating a tiny black hole that sucks in your entire village and your Xbox360.

MY body does, thank you very much.

It's sort of like the limit break meter nobody wants to max out.

[MMX]

Your body sucks.

Silly organics.

[Xierfrogs]

Again *ahem*

*Rusting Bitch-Slap you to the face, because it makes a funny noise*

hah. your robotic body sucks! It oxidizes!

[Trapani21]

All conventional napkin-wear is obsolete in the face of KFC's greasy destruction.  Only non-conventional weaponry, like atomic missiles and chemical warfare, can stand a chance.

I now reveal the world's first atomic napkin! Don't worry, the green glow just means it's working.

[黒い灯影]

I now reveal the world's first atomic napkin! Don't worry, the green glow just means it's working.

What about the hair falling out part?

[bfg00]

That's also a sign that its working.