Author Topic: So I need to get surgery...  (Read 35475 times)

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So I need to get surgery...
« on: March 18, 2008, 09:25:23 am »
Well congress, turns out I've got an issue here.

No matter how much I exercise, my body will not be able to get rid of the excess skin leftover from me being obese, this means I have to get surgery to remove it, as well as stretch marks. It sucks, but this is the only way I'll get rid of my "gut" which isn't even really there, as its mostly skin.

Do any of you guys have any idea how much this sort of procedure costs? Because I need to start saving up now.

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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 09:28:14 am »
cripes
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 09:35:32 am »
cripes

Whats to cripes about? I notice you don't care much for me posting about anything health or fitness related.

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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 09:38:04 am »
Not that I don't care, i just have little to say about it.

Ok, you're healthy. If that improves your Base Attack Bonus and Reflex save, then good.

If not, it doesn't catch my eye particularly.

and I was cripsing about the surgery costs, which won't be cheap. Because doctors are dicks.
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 03:28:02 pm »
I don't know, but I'm betting a 4 to 6 digit number.

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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 03:52:39 pm »
I don't know, but I'm betting a 4 to 6 digit number.
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 06:05:20 pm »
Like Xierfrogs was any more helpful than I was. =P

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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2008, 06:38:57 pm »
Like Xierfrogs was any more helpful than I was. =P

IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?!?

Roll initiative.
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2008, 09:06:01 pm »
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2008, 09:10:15 pm »
HAH!

natural 20, and I took Improved Initiative, oh and did I mention I'm divine rank 18 and took divine initiative, and my Dex score is 45? that brings it to...59.

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make a fortitude save,
a will save
seventeen reflex saves

and then walk off to look for ameeeeerrriicaaaaaa...
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2008, 09:30:09 pm »
I also cast Wish on Will so he doesn't has to be knifed by doctors
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2008, 11:42:07 pm »
HAH!

natural 20, and I took Improved Initiative, oh and did I mention I'm divine rank 18 and took divine initiative, and my Dex score is 45? that brings it to...59.

Deathcat says...

make a fortitude save,
a will save
seventeen reflex saves

and then walk off to look for ameeeeerrriicaaaaaa...
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2008, 01:36:30 am »
:unmods:  :bigtran

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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2008, 09:04:04 am »
^^
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2008, 09:21:32 am »
:unmods:  :bigtran

Oh dude, can you imagine what would happen if you unmodded him?

I can see it now.

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HG: :unmods:  :bigtran
RM: WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS FUCK!? WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING! UHHHHHHGHGHGHGNGGGHAGHAGHAGHAAAAAAAA!!!!
XIER: HAHAHAHHA! I WIN!
RM: HYPERGUY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHY WOULD YO-

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NRGGGGGG!

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And thats what would happen.

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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2008, 09:35:14 am »
Now I feel bad...

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In all seriousness, what i found was somewhere between 3-10k, but that was for a specific procedure (tummy tuck).
It's dumb how many hits I got but how few had information I wanted....
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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2008, 10:06:14 am »
Well, I don't have that kind of money, so my trainer/friend Dan and I worked out a new plan yesterday at the gym, which is to say - I will now be "bulking" instead of "cutting" which essentially means I'm going to put on abou 30-40 pounds of muscle, to fill in this loose skin.

I will post pictures of my progress in this thread. =P


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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2008, 04:30:21 pm »
Oh dude, can you imagine what would happen if you unmodded him?
I don't think I can.  ROMate's power level is just too strong now.  If I did, he'd probably come back even stronger, and I'm scared to find out what rank's higher than administrator.

Could it be...That unmodding him would awaken his latent abilities and allow him to turn into a Super Admin?  I shudder at the thought. O_o

As for your loose skin, the answer is obvious.

Make pork grinds.  Duh.

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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2008, 10:16:08 pm »
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/1205682031740.jpg
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NRGGGGGG!


No, no, no.  He's indestructible, remember?  If you hear him go "NRGGGGG!" its probably time to make a hasty exit.











Could it be...That unmodding him would awaken his latent abilities and allow him to turn into a Super Admin?  I shudder at the thought. O_o


I can see it now:


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Re: So I need to get surgery...
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2008, 02:42:32 am »
That banner has avoided Hulk-out...FOR NOW. >=D Good work JG. Rep 4 u.

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