Author Topic: Pancake for Breakfast! (Read 27610 times)

ROMate · « **on:** March 31, 2008, 11:46:12 am »

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Pancake for Breakfast!

Pancake promises a delicious, easily-made breakfast for all users! Vote Pancake for Breakfast in 2008!

EnsignRyusei · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:47:26 am »

Yes, vote pancake!

BubblegumCake · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:50:21 am »

Quote from: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 11:46:12 am

Pancake for Breakfast!

Pancake promises a delicious, easily-made breakfast for all users! Vote Pancake for Breakfast in 2008!

Total +rep for that. ...>.> We should have an emoticon for +rep, like on... ::Whispers:: DeviantArt.... ::Hides before Atrician attacks::

Ellendesu · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:53:15 am »

Quote from: BubblegumCake on March 31, 2008, 11:50:21 am

DeviantArt

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Pancake for Breakfast!

BubblegumCake · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:56:38 am »

Quote from: ウィリアム-様 on March 31, 2008, 11:53:15 am

Pancake for Breakfast!

::Bursts into tears:: SO SCARY! MAKE IT GO AWAY! IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE THINGS IN 'I AM LEGEND'. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROMate · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2008, 12:01:19 pm »

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/Feist/Breakfast08.jpg

Pancake for Breakfast!

Pancake has just confirmed rumors that it's running mate is indeed Sausage! This hearty breakfast combo is going to go all the way to the table!

BubblegumCake · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2008, 12:03:40 pm »

Quote from: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 12:01:19 pm

Pancake for Breakfast!

Pancake has just confirmed rumors that it's running mate is indeed Sausage! This hearty breakfast combo is going to go all the way to the table!

ILU

Ellendesu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2008, 12:07:35 pm »

I LOVE GLUE! =D

BubblegumCake · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2008, 12:08:36 pm »

Quote from: ウィリアム-様 on March 31, 2008, 12:07:35 pm

I LOVE GLUE! =D

Well THAT explains a lot. Bu dum CHING! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

ROMate · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2008, 10:07:17 am »

Our latest story: Comedian Lewis Black visits the International House of Pancakes as a means to calm down, and uses it as a platform to launch comedy gold.

bfg00 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2008, 05:06:26 pm »

Quote from: ROMate on April 01, 2008, 10:07:17 am

Our latest story: Comedian Lewis Black visits the International House of Pancakes as a means to calm down, and uses it as a platform to launch comedy gold.

[youtube=425,350]vQ3-IQ6zVmA[/youtube]

I will agree with that IHOP will always be comedy gold.

Claver · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:25:14 am »

Pancake takes no special equipment other than a griddle to be prepared and enjoyed.

Recent Polls suggest that it is Pancake's lack of required specialized cookware makes Pancake a more approachable candidate for the public.

Sausage's eclectic diversity apparently factors in with pollsters as well.

One man was heard to say, "I can get a patty or a link? OH SNAP, NIGGAS! IT'S BREAKFAST MY WAY!"

Pancake and Sausage can't keep a black man down about his breakfast.

ROMate · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2008, 06:42:11 pm »

My God, win runs in our family. XD

JG · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:47:39 pm »

Quote from: Claver on April 03, 2008, 10:25:14 am

Pancake takes no special equipment other than a griddle to be prepared and enjoyed.

BREAKING NEWS:
Upon hearing this statement, Pancake's longtime associate and business partner, SPATULA, has bolted from the Pancake camp and has suprisingly chosen to instead endorse Waffle for breakfast. KNIFE and FORK have jointly announced that they will be also be supporting Waffle, releasing a short statement declaring, "If Pancake thinks it can be enjoyed by itself, it's flat-out wrong."

Pancake is doomed!

ROMate · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:50:40 pm »

Pancake has issued a statement reminding it's utensil allies that just because they are not required, does not mean their support is not appreciated. This apology was unanimously accepted and the alliance has been re-established.

Pancake is an excellent negotiator and truly cares for it's supporters.

Claver · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:08:53 am »

Quote

BREAKING NEWS:
Upon hearing this statement, Pancake's longtime associate and business partner, SPATULA, has bolted from the Pancake camp and has suprisingly chosen to instead endorse Waffle for breakfast. KNIFE and FORK have jointly announced that they will be also be supporting Waffle, releasing a short statement declaring, "If Pancake thinks it can be enjoyed by itself, it's flat-out wrong."

Pancake is doomed!

SPATULA is of course optional. Hardcore preparers of Pancake can in fact do it by flipping the pancake with the griddle.

KNIFE and FORK are required for eating Pancake, not its preparation.

However, should KNIFE and FORK be absent from the Breakfast Table, Pancake can be folded or rolled up and eaten by hand.

Pancake will never be limited by situational happenstance.

JG · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2008, 04:58:06 pm »

Quote from: Claver on April 05, 2008, 12:08:53 am

KNIFE and FORK are required for eating Pancake, not its preparation.

Once again Pancake's priorities are misplaced. To Waffle, no phase of breakfast is more important than consumption.

WAFFLE: MASTICABLE ENJOYMENT IS PARAMOUNT

ROMate · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2008, 10:13:08 pm »

Pancake will not have the path to its consumption hindered by such specialized contraptions as a waffle iron. Pancake's focus on preparation only serves to speed the way to the more enjoyable Consumption phase. Pancake believes strongly in efficiency of all phases, regardless of how enjoyable or desirable they may be.

JG · « **Reply #18 on:** April 06, 2008, 07:59:44 pm »

Quote from: ROMate on April 05, 2008, 10:13:08 pm

... speed the way to the more enjoyable Consumption phase. Pancake believes strongly in efficiency of all phases, regardless of how enjoyable or desirable they may be.

And yet, some brands of Waffle come in pre-packaged, toaster-ready forms. Breakfasters can go from hunger to complete satisfaction in under a minute when they choose Waffle. Pancake can not make that same claim, taking at least three times as long to prepare.

(You better let your brother do the arguing from now on. He's better at it.)

WAFFLE: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WAIT TO ENJOY IT

Claver · « **Reply #19 on:** April 06, 2008, 09:27:35 pm »

Pancake would also like to note that it also has "instant" forms of preparation.

However, Pancake proudly announces that whether preparation takes one minute or five, consumers of Pancake will NEVER EVER have to worry that their Pancake did not thaw all the way through or risk burning Pancake during the thawing process.

Pancake will always be fresh.

News:

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