Author Topic: Pancake for Breakfast! (Read 27603 times)

That's about as true as it gets where I work. Pancake's asking price at the Children's Hospital cafeteria is 50¢ AND made exactly when you order (also he comes iHop style; huge and fluffy), where at the main hospital cafeteria, Waffle is either there sometimes or not at all and he wants 85¢ and he's been sitting around ALL day! Clearly Pancake cares about quality of life and is VERY reliable. Waffle just sits there scratching his crotch and shows up to work when he feels like it.

JG · « **Reply #32 on:** April 27, 2008, 06:10:09 pm »

I think you misunderstand. It takes more than one pancake to equal the satisfaction one derives from the consumption of a single waffle, so the waffle is actually a bargain. Or should be if it was properly prepared.

Waffle is very disappointed that your main cafeteria doesn't provide an iron to make them fresh from scratch. Therefore, if selected, Waffle has promised to provide free irons to all hospital cafeterias to further the pursuit of public health.

WAFFLE: FRESHLY SERVED IT SERVES YOU BACK.

Xierfrogs · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2008, 09:18:28 pm »

Quote from: JG先生 on April 27, 2008, 06:10:09 pm

Waffle is very disappointed that your main cafeteria doesn't provide an iron to make them fresh from scratch.

Our cafeteria does!

Bunnygirluva · « **Reply #34 on:** April 30, 2008, 12:08:54 am »

Quote from: JG先生 on April 27, 2008, 06:10:09 pm

I think you misunderstand. It takes more than one pancake to equal the satisfaction one derives from the consumption of a single waffle, so the waffle is actually a bargain. Or should be if it was properly prepared.

Waffle is very disappointed that your main cafeteria doesn't provide an iron to make them fresh from scratch. Therefore, if selected, Waffle has promised to provide free irons to all hospital cafeterias to further the pursuit of public health.

WAFFLE: FRESHLY SERVED IT SERVES YOU BACK.

I find that hard to believe, for Waffle's been like this for the past 10 years or so. However, if the Children's Hospital is willing to put a griddle, I may rethink things. I don't ask for much.

MMX · « **Reply #35 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:50:40 pm »

The war will never rest until a peaceful compromise can be reached =\

Alas I am not man (machine?) enough for such an agreement, as my last attempt failed so wondrously horribly.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #36 on:** May 03, 2008, 09:02:04 am »

I confess, for breakfast this morning I had a Wafflewich.

Wafflewich
2 Buttermilk Waffles
Peanut Butter
Maple Syrup

lightly spread as to not allow it to drip out from between the waffles, however it is also noted that the holes in the waffles hold the syrup in quite well.

Due to the falling away of former pancake supporter BubblegumCake and myself, I am able to fully voice my support of the superior waffle.

As for waffles costing more than pancakes. Well of course! Don't you pay more for nicer clothes? For better technology? For better medicine? Then why shouldn't you pay more for the better food?

Pancakes are the breakfast of the lazy and un-inspired. Who wish to not create works of art like the Wafflewich.

This war isn't over, its just begun.

Xierfrogs · « **Reply #37 on:** May 03, 2008, 09:36:08 am »

YOU ARE THE AMAZING.

bfg00 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 03, 2008, 01:13:33 pm »

Quote from: Atrician on May 03, 2008, 09:02:04 am

I confess, for breakfast this morning I had a Wafflewich.

Wafflewich
2 Buttermilk Waffles
Peanut Butter
Maple Syrup

lightly spread as to not allow it to drip out from between the waffles, however it is also noted that the holes in the waffles hold the syrup in quite well.

Due to the falling away of former pancake supporter BubblegumCake and myself, I am able to fully voice my support of the superior waffle.

As for waffles costing more than pancakes. Well of course! Don't you pay more for nicer clothes? For better technology? For better medicine? Then why shouldn't you pay more for the better food?

Pancakes are the breakfast of the lazy and un-inspired. Who wish to not create works of art like the Wafflewich.

This war isn't over, its just begun.

Glad to have you on the Waffle team!

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Author Topic: Pancake for Breakfast! (Read 27603 times)