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Delicious cooking thread?
« on: May 03, 2008, 11:08:43 am »
Hello everyone,

Over the years, due to various reasons, I've learned a great deal about cooking. Now, I live away from home now - But even when I lived at home, I knew a lot about cooking because of my healthy lifestyle conflicting with the opposite one my family led. Yes Bang Doll, I have an apron. No, I will not post pics of me in my apron. I'm not giving you the satisfaction.  :bigtran

So every day, or maybe every other day, whatever. I'm gonna post some of my favourite foods and how to make them in this thread. You guys can try what you like, and let me know what you think, okay? Now,  don't worry! I know I'm a health nut but a lot of the foods I know how to make are very full flavored and yummy. AND not bad for you.

I will also give you guys ingredient advice and whatever else, just to make sure you get it done right and at a good cost.

Okay, so lets get started! *Holds up spoon and measuring cup*

Today we're going to learn how to make two things, one - a delicious waffle treat that will leave you satisfied all morning, and two - a scrumptious sandwich that drips with sinful satisfaction! Mmm!

Alright, so here we go!

DELICIOUS GINGERBREAD WAFFLES OF AWESOME!

For this I'm going to recommend that you own a waffle iron, if you don't own one. UH OH! We're in trouble! Because otherwise you're going to make pancakes. The batter works either way, but everyone knows waffles are more full flavored and yummy than pancakes! Even when I make my big fluffy pancakes!

Now go to the store you lazybones and buy all this stuff. Then come back.

1/4 c. sugar
2 T butter
2 eggs
2 T shortening
1/2 tsp ginger
1/8 tsp salt
1/4 tsp ground cloves
1/2 c. hot water
1 1/4 c. flour, sifted
1/2 c. molasses
3/4 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp cinnamon

Cream together the butter, shortening and sugar. Beat the eggs well, and stir into the butter mixture, along with the molasses.

Sift the dry ingredients together onto a sheet of wax paper; pour into butter mixture, mix lightly. Add hot water.

Beat hard to make a smooth batter.

Cook in pre-heated waffle iron and bake 3-5 minutes, or until waffle is done to the desired color and steaming stops.

Serve with vanilla flavored whipped cream or brown sugar sauce.

Wow! That was fun huh? Let me know what you think, in addition to those toppings, you can also use the waffles to make a Wafflewich, as I've described before, of course hmm...lets go to that.

Ultimate Breakfast Wafflewich

Okay, see that big waffle you got up there? You can either split that in half to make a sort of half sandwich look, (It will be huge.) Or you can just go buy frozen waffles like I do. I'll wait.

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My most FAVORITE wafflewich ever is one that is both nutritious AND delicious! You can make all sorts of combinations - But the one my friends and lovers all agree on is one that we can all love.

So you're going to need this.

Waffles (Either you make one and split it, or buy frozen ones and arrange them like bread (PERSONALLY ITS BETTER TO JUST BUY THE WAFFLES! You can buy different flavors too...)
Sausage Patties
2 Whole Eggs
Cheese (If you're using a very sweet waffle, don't add cheese. Add cream cheese to the waffle instead and make the sandwich that way.)
Maple Syrup

This is easy. Go ahead and start cooking those eggs and sausage. You want 2 eggs and you want to evenly distribute them so you can fold them into a small omelette style square or circle when they're done. The sausage patties? I use one, but you can double up if you like. I recommend turkey sausage, as its a bit healthier for you then pork. But to each his own!

After your ingredients are done, make sure your waffle is heated, if you bought frozen ones like a good little boy you can make this part simple. Take your cheese (or cream cheese), and put it on the waffle of your choice, or both, its your body/breakfast/whatever., arrange the ingredients in a sandwich fashion and enjoy yourself! Be careful with your syrup, I recommend putting the syrup on before the cheese, so the cheese kind of traps the syrup in there. This is also why I recommend cream cheese! It just tastes better (But I had a friend who LOVED cheese on these. So whatever floats your boat.)

The Wafflewich was created by me in Dowagiac, Michigan, one day when I was hungry and didn't have quite enough time to make a plate of food for breakfast, I just arranged all of this in a sandwich. It was heavenly.

Next time, I'll explore recipes not related to waffles! (Sorry!) But they will be just as good.

Eat well Congress!


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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2008, 01:19:41 pm »
Both look pretty awesome.  Can other people post their recipes as well (I would but I didn't want to intrude on your thread)?

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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2008, 01:25:06 pm »
I don't see why you couldn't post your own recipes. Go ahead.

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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 09:27:58 pm »
I'd post my recipes but Will would just mock me for being obese.

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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 11:32:51 pm »
I'd post my recipes but Will would just mock me for being obese.

Hello? Have you seen the waffle recipes?

lol I won't mock.

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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2008, 11:38:55 am »
Post pics of the finished recipes please. I have no cooking skills so I can only imagine what they look like.
I like big bOObs and I can not lie!

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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2008, 11:53:20 am »
Post pics of the finished recipes please. I have no cooking skills so I can only imagine what they look like.

I don't have a camera right now. :(

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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2008, 04:36:08 pm »
I don't see why you couldn't post your own recipes. Go ahead.

Excellent.  When I get a chance I will.

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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2008, 04:56:10 pm »
Apparently now is that time.

Steak Chili
This recipe makes about 8 cups or so.

Ingredients (not including the steak rub)
1 lbs. of Bottom Round Steak (can substitute ground beef)
1/2 cup of chopped Onion
1 can chili or pinto beans
1 can black beans
1 large can of tomato sauce
1 large can of crushed tomatoes
1/4 cup of chili powder (if you can make your own that would be awesome)

Spicy Southwest Steak Rub (Credit: Derrick Riches (bbq.about.com))
1 Tbsp Chili powder
1 Tsp of Ground Cumin
1 Large Garlic Clove
2 Tsp of Worcestershire Sauce
1 Tsp of Sugar
1 Tsp of Coarse Salt
3/4 Tsp of Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1/4 Tsp of All Spice
1 Tbsp of Vegatable Oil

Instructions
First make the rub.  Mash the garlic and salt to make a paste then mix in all the other ingredients fo the rub.  Rub on to the steak and let it sit for 30 min-2 hrs.  By the way this rub is good for fajitas as well.

Next cook (preferably grill) the steak to desired doneness.  I generally prefer medium.  After letting it rest for a few minutes cut up in a small bite sized pieces.  Save any drippings from the steak while it rests.

Next saute the onions along with the drippings from the steak. Add salt, garlic and crushed red pepper as needed.

Then throw all the ingredients into either a crock pot or large pot (crock pot is better) and mix well.  Then bring to a boil and simmer for at least an hour, longer is generally better especially if you have a crock pot.  Make sure you stir about every 15 minutes (30 minutes with the crock pot) to make sure that it doesn't burn and is well mixed.  Add crushed red pepper and cayenne to desired taste and heat.

I typically serve with grated cheese and tortilla chips.

Credit:  My mom gave me the chili recipe then I decided to substitute in steak instead of the ground beef.  After doing that a couple times I decided to add in a rub to add more flavor to the steak.  As mentioned above the rub I found that worked was originally made by Derrick Riches.

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Re: Delicious cooking thread?
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2008, 05:02:54 pm »
Apparently now is that time.

Steak Chili
This recipe makes about 8 cups or so.

Ingredients (not including the steak rub)
1 lbs. of Bottom Round Steak (can substitute ground beef)
1/2 cup of chopped Onion
1 can chili or pinto beans
1 can black beans
1 large can of tomato sauce
1 large can of crushed tomatoes
1/4 cup of chili powder (if you can make your own that would be awesome)

Spicy Southwest Steak Rub (Credit: Derrick Riches (bbq.about.com))
1 Tbsp Chili powder
1 Tsp of Ground Cumin
1 Large Garlic Clove
2 Tsp of Worcestershire Sauce
1 Tsp of Sugar
1 Tsp of Coarse Salt
3/4 Tsp of Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1/4 Tsp of All Spice
1 Tbsp of Vegatable Oil

Instructions
First make the rub.  Mash the garlic and salt to make a paste then mix in all the other ingredients fo the rub.  Rub on to the steak and let it sit for 30 min-2 hrs.  By the way this rub is good for fajitas as well.

Next cook (preferably grill) the steak to desired doneness.  I generally prefer medium.  After letting it rest for a few minutes cut up in a small bite sized pieces.  Save any drippings from the steak while it rests.

Next saute the onions along with the drippings from the steak. Add salt, garlic and crushed red pepper as needed.

Then throw all the ingredients into either a crock pot or large pot (crock pot is better) and mix well.  Then bring to a boil and simmer for at least an hour, longer is generally better especially if you have a crock pot.  Make sure you stir about every 15 minutes (30 minutes with the crock pot) to make sure that it doesn't burn and is well mixed.  Add crushed red pepper and cayenne to desired taste and heat.

I typically serve with grated cheese and tortilla chips.

Credit:  My mom gave me the chili recipe then I decided to substitute in steak instead of the ground beef.  After doing that a couple times I decided to add in a rub to add more flavor to the steak.  As mentioned above the rub I found that worked was originally made by Derrick Riches.

Not fucking bad at all man.