most of my family are obese or overweight and therefore tend to have bad teeth
hey fuck you man i'm morbidly obese and I have chompers that could rip through the fucking space shuttle.
and don't think I haven't thought about it.
Like a giant spacebound motherfucking twinkie.
with people inside. instead of sugary twinkie cream.
Mmmmm, people.
In other news, I dunno I think I've only ever tried original recipe but for once or twice. I don't go to KFC much, except with my familya nd when I do I never choose what to get because I never choose anything with my family and that's why I try to hang around them as little as possible nowadays. They always get original recipe.
also, I prefer creamy pb. and I like the idea of the natural pb but for fuck's sake that shit is DRY. fucking. DRY. I mean I know peanut butter is supposed to be dry that' slike the whole schtick BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU CAN'T EVEN SWALLOW A WHOLE SPOONFUL BEFORE HAVING TO DUNK YOUR FACE IN A MILK BUCKET AND BREATHE IN DEEPLY.
I don't like crunch things mixed in with smooth things. I like either cruncy things OR smooth things, not a combination of both. fucks up my mouth-groove
TM