Chapter 2: "Cafe Astray"
New characters: Akira(Age 18, Red headed waitress)
Karin(Age 16, Blonde waitress)
Saki(Age 19, Blue haired waitress)
When we last saw our heroes, Danny huges
and Scotty Jackson
have arrived to the illustrus Viper Cafe.
Danny: Wow, this looks like a whore house.
Scotty: quit complaining "virgin" boy and come on inside.
Danny: (bastard!)
They go inside and find the place filled with messy teenagers, middle-aged fat guys, and half-naked waitresses.
Danny: Jesus, this place is worse than I thought.
Scotty: Hey, thats how most qoute "whore houses" are packed with, so, whatcha wanna do first?
Danny: Lets have some to go then.
Scotty: FOOD TO GO? Are you serious? We just got here!
Danny: exactly! I dont want to spend another moment in this place! I still can't believe I let you talk me into this, going against Rebecca's trust like this.
Scotty: yeah, but you DID agree to this, so you might as well find a woman at this place to "ugol"!
Danny: None of them look like rebecca, so they fail at stimulating me.
Scotty: Did rebecca?
Danny: Watch it pal.
Scotty: Come on now, at least give them a chance!
Danny: nope, all I want is food.
Scotty: Oh alright, but we eat in!
Danny: Fine, if it will make you happy!
While the 2 argued, they were being watched by 3 girls in the dressing room.
Karin: You know, its kinda strange that this guy is making a big fuss about being here.
Saki: He probably has "sexual tension"!
Karin: No, thats extremely rare!
Akira: No he just has doubts and regrets about being in a place like this, especially since he HAS a girlfreind!
Saki: Thats just like you akira, always finding out men. So what are you gonna do about it?
Akira: Well, I guess i'll go out theer and "cheer him up"!
While this occured, a lone frater in space neared our atmosphere.
Seed: So, this is earth?
HM: yes sir!
Seed: Set a course, immediatly!
Back at the resturaunt....
Danny: Damn, how long is this gonna take?
Scotty: Dont worry, besides, YOU were the one who said we should wait!
Danny: *smiles* You know what I just realized? This cafe is nothing more than a gimmick of what a resturaunt is supposed to be? I mean why else would you go to a cafe with bad service? A cafe is nothing w/o its food and service!
Scotty: and what service! *Looks at another waitress walking by*
Danny: and besides, why should it take this long to order? It wouldn't be popular w/o
Scotty: you know, you got a point (for once!) *Turns around* Hey can we get our ord...ers........take....*Stops and stares*
Danny: You know you could finish....your....sentence.....*stares*
Scotty: (Oh yeah, where has she been all my life?)
Danny: (omg, she is gorgeus! wait, I have a woman, cant be tempted!) *Hides behind his menu card*
Akira: Hello, welcome to Viper cafe, what will you be ordering?
Scotty: *gulp* whatever is on that plate of yours!
Akira: Oh *chuckles* dont worry, you'll get your "share". *Looks at Danny, behind the card* And what will you be having?
Danny:Ill have a grilled chicken with fries.
Akira: you know you dont have to stare at your menu.
Danny: I just need a good look, thats all.
Akira: *tips the card down*
Danny: *Looks up, blushes*
Akira: Look, I understand how a man feels when he's surrounded by women everywhere, but thats just the half of how exciting it can be, so *puts a finger on danny's chin and pushes it up* keep a chin up and have as much fun as you can! I'll be back with your orders.
Scotty: HOT DAMN!!! DIDNT I TELL YOU THIS PLACE WAS THE JOINT!?
Danny: Well I have to admit, she did have a nice pair on her.
Scotty: whats that? you made a comment on her boobs, didn't you?
Danny: what?
Scotty: thats the spirit man! Now I have a good friend bring here EVERY friday!
Danny: going a little to far, eh scott?
Scotty: Don't be crazy.
Danny: I think I feel queezy after seeing her though.
Scotty: Yeah, she's something alright.
Danny: I think I need a bathroom!
Scotty: Hey *askes a waitress for directions to the bathroom* in the back eh? I'll meet you there!
Danny: SCOTT!!
W: whats his problem?
Scotty: nothing, he's just gay.
Danny: YOU JACKASS!!! *Walks to the bathroom*
Danny: Boy, scott can make me look like an ass sometimes. *Looks around after doing his.........bussiness and finds akira* Um....isn't there a ladies room? Miss?
Akira: Oh hello, enjoying yourself yet?
Danny: Um...what are you doing in the mens room?
Akira: Well we dont have a ladies room, since only guys come here.
Danny:..............................
Akira: what?
Danny: *Walks out quickly* Thats it scott, I dont give a rats ass about the food, were outta here!!
Scotty: what you cant be serious!
Danny: as hell!..........wait, *looks up into the sky from the door windows* Since when do we get a huge ship in the sky?
In the "ship in the sky"
Seed: This place is full of hosts, beam them up asap!
To be continued.......
Next chapter: The alien race.
