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Teh winnar?

Your mom
4 (66.7%)
The cheese
2 (33.3%)

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Your mom vs a block of month-old cheese
« on: February 17, 2006, 12:26:03 am »
Your mom's hot, but the cheese stands alone. Who will win this epic battle?

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Re: Your mom vs a block of month-old cheese
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2006, 05:21:09 pm »
Moms have cheese graters.  Cheeses have no mom graters.

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Re: Your mom vs a block of month-old cheese
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2006, 06:17:21 pm »
I vote cheese.  Mom can be killed, but cheese was never alive.

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Re: Your mom vs a block of month-old cheese
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2006, 09:49:38 pm »
How little one knows! Cheese requires lactic bacteria to ferment the milk.  Milk just doesn't curdle on its own you know.

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Re: Your mom vs a block of month-old cheese
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2006, 02:22:50 pm »
Yes, but isn't curdling a by product of the bacteria?  Or are you saying that when you eat cheese you're also eating lactic bacteria?

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Re: Your mom vs a block of month-old cheese
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2006, 08:00:18 am »
Yes, but isn't curdling a by product of the bacteria?
Yes.

Or are you saying that when you eat cheese you're also eating lactic bacteria?
I am.

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Re: Your mom vs a block of month-old cheese
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2006, 02:11:32 pm »
I just realized something interesting about this match up.

It's about an old woman vs. an old cheese.

The woman probably smells nicest, compared to cheese at least.

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Re: Your mom vs a block of month-old cheese
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2006, 03:27:58 pm »
A vote against one's mom is a vote for cannibalism!

You don't want to be a cannibal... do you?