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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2006, 06:19:05 pm »
You gotta be F'en me you actually watch that movie god damn man you should get out more.
Ok me heres my list

-any color
-Breast gotta be as big as a DD or DDD
-Can Cook
-Has sense of humor
-Can play video games
-5'9
-she has a nice smile
-and loves to play sports

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2006, 03:12:04 am »
-Good looks
-Huge breasts, DDD or larger
-Around 5'4" in height
-Kind personality
-Playful
-Shares similar interests
-Rich

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2006, 03:27:04 am »
yaay, good to see that more people are posting!  don't be afraid to elaborate more about your descriptions - that's sorta what i was hoping for in your posts.  i'm just curious to know what you guys like in terms of REALISTIC women rather than porn/hentai, etc. (even though i DID name the thread "your IDEAL girl"...).  if you're new to this thread, be sure to read through some of the previous posts (including the very first one so i won't yell at you, lol) to get a good idea of what i'm talking about.

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2006, 02:33:06 am »
Personality:
She has to be pretty intelligent, definitely above average. Naturally she can't be a bitch, but I'm not really looking for someone who is always demure and reserved. Not being able to ever recognize sarcasm is a big minus (and would probably lead to me getting her angry on many occasions). I'd like her to be able to be bluntly honest when something needs to be said, or at least not drop hints. I might be able to recognize hints, but I usually don't act on them. I can never am certain if they really are hinting, so I usually go with the path of least resistance. She has to have a certain willingness to slack off, I've never understood anyone with a full schedule. I don't care if she has fashion sense or not, just as long as she isn't extremely judgmental about mine (I can accept criticism, but not being dragged to the store for an entire wardrobe makeover). Although being a "lady" is not necessary, I'd want her to be reasonably clean.

Interests:
Being able to do something artistic (instruments, painting, writing, acting) is a plus, despite (or because of?) my total lack of ability in that field. Video gaming would be good, but I'm perfectly content gaming alone, even giving it up a bit (but only if we were actually spending time together instead of me gaming, I wouldn't want to date anyone who would demand I give up a hobby simply because she doesn't like it). Sharing a few favorite bands, authors, and movies would also be good, but I think having the same tastes would be boring. As far as specific interests go, I don't care, I just expect a certain mutual respect of each other's interests.

Beliefs:
To avoid hijacking the thread, I'll try to keep this part brief. There aren't too many beliefs (political and religious) that I'd outright say no to. Nazis, of course, are out of the question (they'd probably be screened out already because of the intelligence requirement). I don't care about religious beliefs, I'm not religious myself, so I'm happy as long as I'm not pushed to convert. Beliefs work the same way as the interests would, similar beliefs are a plus, a certain mutual respect that the other person isn't a dumbass because they disagree is required, but a certain amount of openness is good, I love discussing that sort of thing.

Appearance:
Ideally, she'd probably be around 5' 6", definitely shorter than me. Weight-wise, I guess the average weight to her height is good. Too much fat is a turn-off, as are too many ribs. Maybe a little underweight, but definitely nowhere near dangerous levels. Long black or brown hair is best, although I wouldn't mind dyed hair, nor would I mind short hair styles (it's only fair, my hair is down to my shoulders). For breast-size, I'd take anything as long as she fit the personality requirements well, but since we're talking ideal, I'll say D cups, possibly DD. Too much and I'm afraid they'd distract me from her personality (or even worse - she decided they were big enough that she wouldn't need one, I'm sure we all have seen the type, right?), but none of us are here because we preferred average breasts. I'm not much of a connoisseur of the buttocks, so really whatever is appropriate to the rest of her body. Too small and we risk it looking child-like, too large and we have too much fat in the wrong places. Facially, I want something that says "pleasant". I'm not looking for an Angelina Jolie-style seductive face, but I don't want to cringe every time I turn my head. My only major stipulation is that she can't have a giant nose. Maybe it seems strange, but an overly large schnoz ruins a face for me. Race-wise I'd like to say that I'd take any race as long as they're attractive enough, but I usually don't find many people  as attractive as Europeans and Asians. In the end, appearance is probably the least important factor. As long as I'm not repulsed by her very sight and she fits the other requirements fairly well, I'm pretty lenient.

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2006, 02:20:40 am »
Hmmmmm im not one to set myself to high goals and i have really only had one real "crush" on a girl and that was way back in middle shcool and as soon as i realised i liked her she left the state... ironicly cause her dad got a job working for my uncle... but heargos

personality would be stronger than looks on my clock
she needs to have a sence of humor and a lot of patience to deal with me
i want a woman with a quirky personality many wierd things that she likes or dislikes
what really catches my real "attention" is her laugh because i am a hapy person and i like makeing people laugh so the laugh must be beutiful
happy funloveing a little mishevious with good laugh to shorten it

looks are less important for me for the same reasons as other who have posted my looks arent that great but im not butt ugly and this is ideal so
i want her to be close to my hight (around 5' 8") shorter is preferd over taller
average weight for her hight a little eaither way is ok
boobs are obviouly a plus i(i would not rule out a girl because of them cause realisticly ill take whatever i can in the phisical department) but bigger is definatly better here
other than that i would focus on the face and head for looks
dark colors for hair and eyes
long hair is a plus
i want a cute face eaither a little mishevious or innosent looking but soft features are preferd

that is probably the first time i have at one time though all the way through that and got it all down... adhd has that effect on ya
so there she is boys (and girls)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2006, 04:31:07 am by kaervar »

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2006, 02:47:35 pm »
I'd like to meet a girl with a type-A personality. A take-charge, take-risks sort of person. I'm a bit of a coward, so sometimes I need a push from someone trustworthy to do what I need to. She wouldn't neccesarily have to be into video games or anime or anything, so long as she doesn't think any less of me for liking those things myself. Having the same interests helps, but different interests would allow both of us to try out new things. The one thing I really want us to have in common is exercise. I like to go for walks/jogs, a little weightlifting and such, and it would be great to have someone else to do that with. If she's healthy, I don't care even if she's an a-cup.

Edit: of course, someone with a bit more than an a-cup would be great, but realistically I'll take what I can get.
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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2006, 08:31:46 pm »
*BUMPS his thread in an attempt to keep it alive again*

'sup, guys.  i'm glad to see that a few people have posted some good, detailed descriptions.  anyone else (maybe some of the newer people) want to post their opinions/comments/questions/anything??

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #47 on: July 24, 2006, 04:56:33 pm »
Girls have a penis boys have a vagina?

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #48 on: July 24, 2006, 05:57:01 pm »
What is this? Kindergarten?
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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #49 on: July 24, 2006, 06:15:13 pm »
Girls have a penis boys have a vagina?

*suddenly breaks down and loses all hope for this damn thread...*  >_<;;;

man... i think i just 'SPLODED a little bit on the inside.  =(

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2006, 10:24:53 pm »
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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2006, 04:59:11 am »
*desperately re-BUMPS out of boredom*

c'mon, i know there's been a few new members join recently...  let's see what you like in a woman (be sure to read the beginning of the thread first)!

...or if anyone else wants to post something MEANINGFUL (this means YOU, will!!!  >_<; ), that's cool too...

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2006, 08:59:54 am »
*desperately re-BUMPS out of boredom*
...or if anyone else wants to post something MEANINGFUL (this means YOU, will!!!  >_<; ), that's cool too...
well,it'd be nice to get a girl that's got a nice pair,but in general,if i could find a nice clean girl who had a great personality in general,that would mean alot,even if she didn't have huge breasts.

The body would be nice,but it's more the personality and her habits overall that matter.I wouldn't want a girl with a great body that was a total bitch or whatnot,you know?

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #53 on: August 27, 2006, 06:33:03 pm »
well,it'd be nice to get a girl that's got a nice pair,but in general,if i could find a nice clean girl who had a great personality in general,that would mean alot,even if she didn't have huge breasts.

The body would be nice,but it's more the personality and her habits overall that matter.I wouldn't want a girl with a great body that was a total bitch or whatnot,you know?

amen to that.  no one likes a bitch, even if she's hot...  unless you were into being yelled at all the time like some type of strange dominatrix or love-hina-ish fetish or something...  >_<;

anyone else??

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2006, 07:20:56 pm »
I'd like a girl that wouldn't laugh at me for posting in this thread.

So, in other words I won't be getting pussy anytime soon.

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2006, 09:59:17 pm »
Is it okay if I say my ideal woman might actually be a boy?

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2006, 08:08:22 am »
Is it okay if I say my ideal woman might actually be a boy?

only if sometime down the road you found out that he was actually a horse. and then still further down the road discovered the horse was actually a broom.

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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2006, 08:15:00 am »
Is it okay if I say my ideal woman might actually be a boy?

Can't see any problem there.
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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #58 on: August 28, 2006, 09:24:39 am »
No brooms here, don't we have a topic about such depravity in another forum though?


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Re: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread
« Reply #59 on: August 28, 2006, 01:01:02 pm »
Is it okay if I say my ideal woman might actually be a boy?

wow will, i didn't know you were into loli-yaoi (ok, maybe loli)...  and NO, i will NOT allow such discussion in my thread!  >_<;

only if sometime down the road you found out that he was actually a horse. and then still further down the road discovered the horse was actually a broom.

nice Family Guy reference there, heirophant.  but no horses or brooms in here either - strictly male-female relationships.  ok, MAYBE gay/lesbian, but knowing how 99% of this forum's members are male, i'd much rather not know about any gays/bisexuals in here, if there are any...  so yeah, discuss ONLY what kind of woman/girl you'd want, seriously.  i'd especially like to hear from some of the newer members who haven't posted anything in this thread, if possible.