Author Topic: The least you need to know.  (Read 34809 times)

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Re: The least you need to know.
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2007, 11:28:44 pm »
And a card key that changes shape with the temperature.

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Re: The least you need to know.
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2007, 05:14:17 pm »
Don't forget the retinal scan.

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Re: The least you need to know.
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2007, 08:11:42 pm »
And the rectal mapping.

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Re: The least you need to know.
« Reply #43 on: June 20, 2007, 04:50:22 pm »
And the rectal mapping.

A whole new level of security that I could have gone a lifetime not knowing about.

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Re: The least you need to know.
« Reply #44 on: June 20, 2007, 04:54:45 pm »
Or the prostate integrity-check.

... That doesn't even make sense.

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Re: The least you need to know.
« Reply #45 on: December 02, 2007, 03:33:57 am »
All this, just prevent one person from pushing teh button that will end the world
And then there's gonna be that one person, who bypasses thru it all without knowing what that big red button does, thats hidden thru the glass with the yellow and black markings, behind the retinal scan, key card, and rectal securities.
And then teh universe and all that is of it dissappears in a *poof*

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Re: The least you need to know.
« Reply #46 on: December 15, 2007, 10:37:24 am »
 at this point, i fall back on an old stand by that never seems to fail

*takes out hand grenade*

simple isn't it?

*Pulls pin, tosses grenade over shoulder, and walks away*

who needs all the security crap when you can just pull the pin and throw?

*explosion*