Author Topic: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis (Read 39545 times)

bfg00 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2006, 02:23:39 pm »

True but then you would be a necrophiliac.

MMX · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:25:16 pm »

Yeah I'm not into cold meat =/

Qwerty1 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:53:17 pm »

I have a vid on another computer of a chick fucking a Supra's shifter. She's hot as hell, too.

MMX · « **Reply #23 on:** August 20, 2006, 05:19:27 pm »

You mean a gear shift on a Supra?

o_@

Qwerty1 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 20, 2006, 06:46:57 pm »

Yep. =D It's cool. Like I say, not on this computer, and I won't be around for some time, or I'd share.

Oh, I also have one of a bitch fucking a bedpost... lemee see...

Qwerty1 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2006, 06:54:43 pm »

Couldn't find it. must be with the other one.

It sucked anyway. Nothing cool about it.

Onemillioneyes · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2006, 05:25:50 pm »

I initially named this thread as a joke and the joke has become real...?

BIG-K14 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:27:00 pm »

No I don't think so

MMX · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2006, 10:41:14 pm »

Well, at least not yet. He hasn't posted any of the furniture pr0n yet.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #29 on:** August 23, 2006, 10:47:19 pm »

Quote from: bfg00 on August 20, 2006, 02:23:39 pm

True but then you would be a necrophiliac.

DEAD GIRLS CANT SAY NO

bfg00 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 24, 2006, 05:30:56 pm »

Quote from: The Great Will on August 23, 2006, 10:47:19 pm

DEAD GIRLS CANT SAY NO

True but they can't say yes either or for that matter much of anything.

MMX · « **Reply #31 on:** August 24, 2006, 08:51:12 pm »

Quote from: bfg00 on August 24, 2006, 05:30:56 pm

or for that matter much of anything.

This is where Bill says, "Exactly." and I then reconsider my stance on necrophilia.

R-9 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 24, 2006, 08:53:04 pm »

Good luck doing anything without a drum of Vaseline, though.

BIG-K14 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 24, 2006, 10:09:18 pm »

Lol!!

MMX · « **Reply #34 on:** August 25, 2006, 05:01:13 pm »

Quote from: R-9 on August 24, 2006, 08:53:04 pm

Good luck doing anything without a drum of Vaseline, though.

A drum of Vaseline? I never leave home without it.

R-9 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 25, 2006, 08:23:41 pm »

"All right, son, we're bringing you in for necrophilia."
"But she told me she was alive!"

lumberjack33 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 25, 2006, 09:04:43 pm »

Quote from: R-9 on August 24, 2006, 08:53:04 pm

Good luck doing anything without a drum of Vaseline, though.

Nah, it's a matter of picking the right time- just after they've gone a bit squishy, but before they're all coated in maggots.

Snorlax.RAYZR · « **Reply #37 on:** August 26, 2006, 12:40:39 am »

Quote from: R-9 on August 25, 2006, 08:23:41 pm

"All right, son, we're bringing you in for necrophilia."
"But she told me she was alive!"

Ouch, bro, that's hella rough.

I've got a friend who ended up giving head to a friend of a friend (of course, she made sure he was clean).

A little later, she had these weird bumps around her face. She figured she caught an STI, so she ran to the doctor. When she arrived for her appointment, the bumps got big and black.

The doc said, "Gee, that's extremely unusual. I don't even know how such a thing's possible!" after checking it out.
"What? I know herpes doesn't look like this, and the guy said he was clean!"
"No, you don't understand. The only way you could get something like that is if you had sex with someone dead."

She called her friend up, who told her the guy she gave head to worked at a morgue. He was arrested after they found out he was doing dead people.

DualSoul · « **Reply #38 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:32:09 am »

That's really creepy.

King Zarkon · « **Reply #39 on:** August 26, 2006, 04:34:11 am »

Quote from: Sorrowful on August 26, 2006, 12:40:39 am

Ouch, bro, that's hella rough.

I've got a friend who ended up giving head to a friend of a friend (of course, she made sure he was clean).

A little later, she had these weird bumps around her face. She figured she caught an STI, so she ran to the doctor. When she arrived for her appointment, the bumps got big and black.

The doc said, "Gee, that's extremely unusual. I don't even know how such a thing's possible!" after checking it out.
"What? I know herpes doesn't look like this, and the guy said he was clean!"
"No, you don't understand. The only way you could get something like that is if you had sex with someone dead."

She called her friend up, who told her the guy she gave head to worked at a morgue. He was arrested after they found out he was doing dead people.

*shudder*

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