Author Topic: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...  (Read 12330 times)

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The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...

ELF CAPTIVE: OHHH... WHERE AM I?

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The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...

EMPORER INSECT: HA! HA! I HAVE YOU NOW!


EMPORER INSECT: YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. I SHALL JUST WATCH AS MY MONSTER DOGGY FUCKS YOU. BECAUSE IM PERVERTED LIKE THAT.

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MONSTER DOGGIE: OH YEAH! I LOVE ELF PUSSY. SPUD MCKINSEY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

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ELF CAPTIVE: FOR SHAME, FOR SHAME! THE MONSTER DOGGIE IS FUCKING ME! (BUT, SECRETLY, I LOVE IT.)

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The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...

MONSTER DOGGIE: CAMERA MAN, GET A CLOSE UP OF MY BALLS! SEE THOSE, SPUD?! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE BUDWEISER MASCOTT!

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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 05:11:33 pm »
Haha, that's pretty good.

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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2006, 05:45:15 pm »
It's like Viper Thumbnail Theatre: The Movie: Emperor Insect Strikes Back

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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2006, 06:10:05 pm »
Haha, that's pretty good.
It was funnier when the voices in my head told it to me. :)

I had no idea Viper was such a craze! I just downloded the V-16 game and am playing it for the first time. Wow. I'm going to hunt around on here for RSR too.

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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2006, 09:00:35 pm »
It's like Viper Thumbnail Theatre: The Movie: Emperor Insect Strikes Back

Episode VIII?!


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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2006, 09:10:31 pm »
That's pretty much the actual story too. We all know Cala secretly loves it.

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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2006, 09:26:06 pm »
That reminds me.  I seriously need to check on my auction account...

Won a copy of Viper RSR sometime ago.

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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2006, 10:05:24 pm »
That's pretty much the actual story too. We all know Cala secretly loves it.
Really?! Monster Doggy harbors extream resentment of Spud McKinsey and takes it out on prisoners?! Cool!

J/K =D

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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2006, 10:12:29 pm »
LOL! Just played V6 in Squigleese. Laughed my ass off cuse I made like three descisions and then got killed! Bich turned into a green monster. Oh man I laughed.

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Re: The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2006, 10:17:46 pm »
Just finished my first game, V16 Rise! :) Am I wierd, or did anyone else get a bit choked up with the kindness Saki showed the alien? And then the baby? Okay, I'm crying now.