The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
ELF CAPTIVE: OHHH... WHERE AM I?
The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
EMPORER INSECT: HA! HA! I HAVE YOU NOW!
EMPORER INSECT: YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. I SHALL JUST WATCH AS MY MONSTER DOGGY FUCKS YOU. BECAUSE IM PERVERTED LIKE THAT.
The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
MONSTER DOGGIE: OH YEAH! I LOVE ELF PUSSY. SPUD MCKINSEY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
ELF CAPTIVE: FOR SHAME, FOR SHAME! THE MONSTER DOGGIE IS FUCKING ME! (BUT, SECRETLY, I LOVE IT.)
The shit you can make up when you don't know the real story...
MONSTER DOGGIE: CAMERA MAN, GET A CLOSE UP OF MY BALLS! SEE THOSE, SPUD?! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE BUDWEISER MASCOTT!