WYSE FWOM YO GWAVESo, in the event that you cared, following this article (by several months), and following Sega Slayer's departure from the internet, I actually got off my duff and did some research. This was originally going to be an article, but fuck it, I don't have the patience for something as long as what I was planning anymore.
Things You Should Know:- Sega Slayer is the
owner and webmaster of
Golden Shields.net, a site he put onto his
list of awful websites.
- Sega Slayer also goes by the name
Raltar (formerly Alatar), which I'm supposing is pronounced two different ways: Either a Japanese person trying to say Walter, or like a He-Man type name. RAL-TAR, MASTER OF STUPID.
- As of this writing, Slayer/Raltar is
TWENTY NINE YEARS OLD. Yep, the guy who can't spell complicated words like John or Bogus is old enough to think about starting a family.
- The real reason Raltar hates
this guy is, get this, because he (Zion)
had a life outside of the internet! GASP!
- Also, if you managed to survive that page, you'll notice he claimed to have hacked the GS website. As I've already established, he is the site's owner. I guess, according to Raltar's inescapable world of logic, that means that Hyperguy and myself are both 7331 haXX0ring d00dz since we hack our own websites when we make updates and add content and what have you.
- WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT YOUR WEBSITE IS SHIT AND THAT THE GUY (YOU) WHO DID THE DESIGN IS A HOMO FAGGOT WHO NEEDS TO DIE YESTERDAY? WILL THERE EVER BE AN ANSWER THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COGNITIVE DISSONANCE TO UNDERSTAND?
- Based on all of this, I have to come to the conclusion that Sega Sucks.net existed only as a means with which to right all the wrongs done to his guild and insult other MMO players he's come into contact with, all under the pretense of a Sega-hating website.
- I'm surprised he just doesn't
come out and blame Ubi-Soft for all the bad choices he's made in life.
- Raltar and Zion were friends IRL (in fucking reality). Zion committed suicide sometime last year, and Sega Raltar is talking a bunch of shit about his dead friend. Forget suicide for a second: for those of you with friends, if one of them died, would you be telling the world that they failed at lfe? I know if my adopted brother (who doubles as my best friend) passed on, I couldn't even update my site, let alone go on and make up reams and reams of insults about him. What a fucking class act.
Anyways awesome job Hyperguy. If you want to put that article on your new site, just save the version I put up, since all the HTML and formatting is already done.
